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Dementia

1. I once punched a police horse in its face outside Easter Rd and got lifted. 2. I Got jumped by 6 p***ks in Granton one night and was chuffed to take 3 of them out before being kicked a weird shade of blue. Genuinely thought i was chuck norris for a while. Sadly im not. 3. I smoke waaaaay too much weed and I know it. 4. I sometimes feel the need to tell people who have called the wrong number tae "suck my chub". 5. I always make a point of doing something nice for my mum at least once a week. Yes I love my mummy.

Stupid

five

TITTIES

Missus bought one of those fan/light combo things for the livingroom, any if these are difficult to install without callin oot a sparky?????

Driving thru Whitburn today and counted 15 or so "NEDS" all with there trackies tucked intae there socks,nae tops on and almost all of them had there hands stuffed firmly doon the front of said trackies. If that was older gentlemen,they would all get lifted. I think the doofuses at Holyrood need to start an "introduce a NED to your fists" day, as soon as possible pls.

Bitch

thought the 94' baw was an Adidas tango style ball called summat like the quaser or something like that?????

spicy spag bol washed down wi a couple of ice cold Grolsch.

When was the last world cup without ADIDAS as the ball provider, i thought it was 1966 but mate says im way out?????

Boy

noise

creepy

Pencil