MONKMAN

I'm absolutely shocked that a grown man who's into wrestling turned out to be a nonce... For the record, I'm not shocked in the slightest as the 2 things are directly related.

Elon Musk being one of them, the guy is a complete moron.

Outstanding from Inoue, the guy frightening. Dominant from the very start, right up to the KO. 4 Division world champion. Can't beat a bit of World championship boxing, on a Tuesday afternoon. Looks like he'll push for a unification fight for undisputed at 122lbs, then probably move up. As he steamrolls his way through the divisions, how high can he go? 130lbs shouldn't be out of reach.

Messi sticking a 94th min free kick into the top bag, to give Miami a Leagues cup win on his debut.

Correct decision.

McGregor’s not done enough to win that fight.

Probably McGregors best round there.

Some scrap this.

Course is looking superb under the steerage of my friend, course manager at Hoylake, James Bledge. A good doonhamer, queens fan and all round great guy. A couple of my mates are lucky enough to be working the open this week.

Comfiest trainers I’ve ever worn, with the memory foam insoles. Need to go a size up though.

You think? He’s the youngest ever world number 1, not long turned 20 and got 2 slams to his name and hardly played a match on grass prior to Queens a couple of weeks ago which he won along with Wimbledon. . I believe we’re witnessing the emergence of the new dominant force in tennis.

Anyone who uses the phrase "keep politics out of football" is a fucking moron.

Game was in St Andrews, where Dundee United train. Harvey Walker looked decent enough the other night, he looks ridiculously quick.

Get the fucker deported. His wife is quite clearly a complete idiot and in need of serious help also.

It seems that the nations hero (he wasn’t really) Captain Tom’s daughter, the queen of grifters is at it again. This time, she’s submitted planning applications for a swimming pool and spa at her mansion, using the charity foundations name as part of the application process.

Ironically, Musk didn’t even want to buy twitter. He shot his mouth off with a ridiculously overpriced bid, then withdrew the offer when it was actually accepted. The shareholders dragging him to court was the only reason the sale went through.

To the surprise of nobody, that clown Elon Musk has ruined twitter.

When I was in Australia on a working visa about 15 years ago, me and my mate got a job through a recruitment agency for warehouse work. On arrival, it turned out to be a wholesale supplier for the plumbing trade. Our job, along with about 20 other mainly travellers was to assist in the annual stock take which was scheduled to last 2 weeks. After a site induction, which lasted about 30 minutes, the counting began. After about an hour counting brass and copper fittings, we walked out and went to the pub.

I worked in a bank briefly for about 3 months when I was in my late teens, and it was pretty much the same thing. Old lady comes in to withdraw £16 out of her savings account and I'm getting harassed by management, for not signing her up for a credit card or at least scheduling a review meeting with one of the financial advisors who'll try and sell her all sorts of products.

Various reports online that Ukraine have advanced into territory held by Russia since 2014.

I seen Elton a few weeks ago in Manchester and he was incredible. A truly magnificent performer and showman.

I've never been so disappointed in the lack of mass violence and bloodshed.

Wagner have been complaining for months now about lack of supplies. They now control the main supply route into Ukraine…

Pathetic.

Surely Putin will order strikes on the Wagner convoy as it approaches Moscow. If not, this day will be a complete disappointment. After ruling with an iron fist for almost 25 years, would be pretty pathetic if he just legged it.