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I have often wondered what on earth they are still doing. Is it normal for an allegedly missing child case to remain active and funded to this extent for over a decade? Are there any other similar cases that have been kept going like this?

Are those two separate things now?

As if Whaur's Wally's success at Ibrokes was based on anything other than Murraymints' Monopoly money.

Rangers are utterly rancid. They can't even win a tournament that barring 4 matches is entirely rigged in their favour.

Hackies proving irrelegatable again I see.

Good start for us there.

Is that Kevin Kyle's actual middle name?

I dearly wish they were somewhere else.

Nothing new there Stilyan Petrov continued to win Young Player of the Year well into his 30s.

Charles Done.

All that footballing knowledge and will to win is worth every penny IMO.

Two Sundays in a row I've made an utter cock-up of the same roundabout, approaching from different directions. Nobody died, which is a plus.

Why does this matter? Which European Leagues are "we" competing with exactly? Are there really people out there who would start showing an interest in Scottish football if it was more effectively marketed? Isn't the real problem that most people who already are interested in Scottish football can't be arsed getting off the sofa to go and support the team playing in their own town/city?

Morelos probably cries himself to sleep every night asking himself why he signed for this utter basket case of a club.

Another trophyless season for the Pished-the-Beds. Are they dead yet?

Why are Celtic fans so prone to mindless violence?

I'd get long-life milk or your house will be utterly stinking after a few days.

We will scrape and scuff our way to an ill-deserved 3-3 draw.

Doesn't really balance out the tsunamis of shame you regularly bring, to be quite honest.

Hoodies. Jeans. Belts. Shower gel. Phone charger. There is no end to the amount of non-shared stuff my wife will borrow without necessarily returning, despite her having about three times as much stuff as me.

I've never smoked but in one particularly soul-destroying job I went through a period of going outside for a pretend smoke break every hour or two.

Is it still just old people being killed by this thing? Is it the Chinese government's underhanded attempt to cull the elderly population that's somehow escaped containment?

How does hiring a person who's done time equate to having lower standards exactly?

How can Po-Pos Scotland charge a foreign national who's only here to play in a football match? Presumably he's back in Denmark now. Don't they have to go through the local bacon in Copenhagen?

Thick Celtic-supporting Plod should be the one explaining what he was doing manhandling the scorer in the first place.