The less salubrious amongst our democratically elected overlords must be rubbing their gloved hands together in glee at all of the toxic scandals and skeletons in cupboards they can sort out under the radar while everyone is losing the heid over this virus.
Add that to the £100m they'll get from selling Morelos to a mystery Chinese club somehow unaffected by the coronavirus, and that's a pretty nice warchest for next year's title challenge.
Guy sitting opposite me is making a weird clicking noise without apparently moving anything other than his mouth. He can't be eating anything as it's gone on for quite some time now.