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I assume he got at least one game for them though?

Hadn't Hastie largely been found out by opponents the time he left us?

I foresee only spectacular success ahead for Norn Iron. Inspired appointment.

To what extent is it true that most young Scottish players have no ambition beyond signing (if not necessarily actually getting a game) for one of the Bigot Twins?

Apparently we can't sign Callum Lang without his father's permission. Robinson was overheard muttering "He looks good, but will auld Lang sign?"

I didn't know Hawking could do that with his computer. He was a clever lad though, so fair play to him.

Maybe he's hoping to take up the equivalent of Jabba Traynor's role at Tynecastle.

Lord Lucan IMO.

Has Long signed for the Sheep yet?

87% OF DONS FANS BELIEVE BLACK PLAYERS SHOULD NOT COMMENT ON SCOTTISH FOOTBALL

Yeah, socialism generally stops when the socialist himself has to give up something rather than get something.

Most of it is just cultural identity and doesn't necessarily factor into decision-making after they leave the match. It's the same as people going to church on Sunday because they identify culturally as a Christian but then going into the office and happily committing fraud on Monday morning.

I've said this before, but presumably the Piggy Wigs wouldn't allow Rangers and Celtic B to play at home on the same weekend while Celtic and Rangers B were playing away.

"Stay back! That's a Velociraptor, the most deadly reptile that ever lived!" "Aye, but it is Proatistint or Kafflyk?"

I do like the idea of training animals to attack anyone in an OF top. Maybe something a bit bigger and more bloodthirsty, though.

If Rangers stopped being bigotted and sectarian they wouldn't exist any more. The club literally exists as a safety valve for the vile opinions of roughly half of Scotland's underclass.

Are you implying Martians have been reading War of the Worlds and stealing our ideas?

Bigmouth is doing an epic job of trolling here. A lesser man would have given in long ago.

Is Nessie being covered up too? There's a dodgy photo of her too.

Hamilton Accies, the turd that simply wouldn't flush.

Sevco supporters will be denying that this title counts as part of Celtic's 10 in a row until the heat death of the universe. They'll demand Celtic win the next two to make up 10. Then when that happens they'll say this unfinished one reset the count and Celtic need to win 10 in a row all over again starting in 20/21.

I doubt the Piggywigs would allow Celtic B to play at home the same day as Rangers A were at Ibokes. Or vice versa.

Celtic should pay out a few thousand quid for every seat their fans have ever ruined.

Can you wipe your arse on a sash?

Next season I can see history being rewritten to state that Rangers mk 2's demise only happened because of the coronavirus, not because of an unsustainable business model, failure to win a single trophy or being run by a veritable conveyor belt of crooks and charlatans.