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I'd forgotten Pat Nevin existed. Thanks for bringing him up.

The BBC football home page has an article entitled "Lawro's Premier League predictions v 'RED' the super-computer " with a picture apparently showing some incredibly complex computer code. Only it's not - it's just a snippet of CSS. Although I suppose a snippet of CSS can probably still do a better job of predicting football scores than Lorro.

That guy's first name is Tommy-Dixon?

Sometimes they will read something that's clearly nonsense and believe every word as if it came from the pen of God himself. Sometimes they will dismiss even the most reputable of sources out of hand. Is there a predictable pattern in there somewhere or is it entirely random?

Well if their surname is Plasm, they were kind of obliged to.

Alex Rae can operate a computer and/or smartphone?

Apostrophe placement is not one of them, I take it.

I don't have a problem with the director taking the franchise in a direction the fans weren't expecting, provided he actually makes a good film, tells a good story etc. TLJ was an utter failure in that respect. He might as well have had the rebels driving a clapped out transit van at low speed down the M74, desperately trying to reach the next motorway services to fill up with petrol before they can be caught by a fleet of gigantic lorries also moving at low speed, while a couple of kids nip off on a moped to the nearest casino to try and steal money to pay for said petrol.

Stare at pictures of Dave King and Peter Lawwell for long enough and you'll start to hear one.

That's the true genius of it: the bigots in the stands don't realise their supposed great rivalry is nothing more than a cunning business plan. Monetising sectarian hatred - how despicable.

After Celtic win 10, 11, 12 in a row, which is likely to happen first: Celtic fans dying of boredom or Rangers fans killing themselves at the unbearableness of it all?

According to the security experts at my place of employ's parent company: "Security begins with a clear desk and an empty screen". Pretty sure most theft or destruction of valuable data isn't done by people physically sneaking into an office, walking up to a desk and stealing papers or having a swatch at P&B on someone's monitor.

Celtic and Sevco are partners in everything. Every trophy won is a joint success. The real question is can the proper Scottish football clubs who aren't staffed, owned and supported by vile bigots end the Old Firm's domination. And the answer is: no, probably not.

Out of curiosity, why did you consider that a good thing? The problem was he subverted all of the fans' expectations with something far worse than they were expecting. He did an absolutely terrible job of telling a story or writing plausible character interactions.

Any pictures of the chihuahua?