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Naah... Luca or Si will blow him away in the final.

Cool for cats.

That question that crops up every weekday on Pointless from Alexander Armstrong : If you do win tonight's jackpot 0f £1000 what would you do with it? Personally, I'd tell him to f**k off and mind his own business. A good reply tonight however, from a contestant : "I hope it might allow me to turn my heating on for a couple of hours"

Naah... Billy (Sundance Kid) Anchor will soon take care of anyone trying to get out of paying for their pizza deliery, with this baby.

Do you take a 6 shooter with you on your rounds?

FAO.... Motorists in Inverness.

Got to fancy Luca Brecel to win it now.

Wow. What a miss.

I would really like to see that question answered before I would vote SNP again. Eta... Plus all the other unanswered questions.

Why does the Beeb have to keep focusing on McGill's ugly mug?

I was surprised the Crucible crowd didn't start booing.

Polis took it away on the back of a big recovery vehicle. Not sure why. Fingerprints maybe.

Don't often have much time for anyone representing the Met Police, but but that exchange could force me to reconsider.

Jenni Minto must be at least 16 hands.

So why hide it at Murrel's mother's house?

You mean that loan of which Sturgeon said "What he does with his money is his business"...? You couldn't make this shit up.

Crossmyloof...

Jeeesus... What a fucking mess.

No, they were damp and squelchy at that time too. I didn't mind though, at that time in my life. In fact, I probably contributed a lot to their damp and squelchyness!

I worked up in Shetland during the late 1970s and actually lived in the Queens Hotel for nearly 9 months. Happiest days of my life.

Wailing Souls : All Over The World

@Eednud Thanks for reminding me how old I am! I can still remember the shock on hearing that news. Sandy here, at her best with some lovely guitar from Richard Thompson.

Fairport Convention : Around The Wild Cape Horn

That's a bit harsh. She has now distanced herself from these remarks made by em, err....... Diane Abbott Like so many in the Labour party, (and the Tories) there's two things I don't like about her - her face.

Typical Nairn burd?