ICTJohnboy

Maybe not hundreds of millions, but I've got friends in the US and even Germany avidly watching this, and who are utterly horrified that I'm not.

Can we get that old fake stone back now?

St Peter : Did you ever perform any acts of bravery during your time on Earth? New arrival : Yes, I once went into the wrong end of the ground at an OF match, and I was wearing the wrong colours. St Peter : Now that certainly is a brave act. When did you do this? New arrival : About 2 minutes ago.

Sorry about this...

The meeja working itself into a frenzy over these results, which surely didn't surprise anyone. Anyway all be forgotten by tomorrow by some other insignificant event which is taking place in London town.

Jeremy from the Peep Show?

After the excitement of watching the final of Pointless, I left my TV on BBC1, idly wondering if their flagship 6pm news broadcast, would lead with Putin now blaming the US for that drone attack, or the humanitarean crisis unfolding in the Sudan. Wrong, wrong wrong.... Apparently there's some Royal event taking place in London Town on Saturday BBC bias? Never. How could anyone possibly suggest such a thing.

And yes, we've seen some fine examples of your low tolerance and robust efforts in the past. Fucking cowardly bastarts.

There's far too many crass and insensitive comments on this thread. Keep it up...

It's the tobacco that counts!

You're Never Alone With A Strand

Can't believe Steve Davis going on about his refreshing swashbuckling style. He was the guy that invented these long boring, endless safety sessions. He never took on a pot unless it was a dead cert.

2nd best now, mate...

Never in doubt!!

Surely now, Luca...

Promises promises.

That's better now.

Jammy fucking bastaert.

Now surely Luca...

Almost looks like Luca is trying to give it away now.

Jeeezus Luca...

Selby's lost the Q ball. I'm sure it will be on the table somewhere.

The latter. They;ve been shite ever since Big Dunc hung up his boots.

Oh ye of little faith.

And cut Selby's prize money for his 147?