Posts posted by dirty dingus
Tory HQ will be on the phone to the Mail, Express and Telegraph asking them to rake through his bins and call up every big titted big haired wannabe from the 80s to try find some dirt on him. Can't be letting him get away with telling the truth.0
Hoose Rice, that your full name boy? We've got one here Will.0
When you see pupils like that, you know the person is going to spraff incoherent pish in your ear for a bit but you don't expect it to carry on for years.0
1 hour ago, ICTChris said:
I’m sure there are people who know more than me on this but apparently it takes ages to train people on the Abrams.
Said on news they would be removing complicated systems and some other upgrades to simplify them and get training done quicker.0
16 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:
US sending 31 Abrams to Ukraine.
Basically a tiny gesture considering the US have 3700 in storage and 2500 active even the yanks supplied Egypt with 1360 of them according to Wiki.0
I'm going to sit down and make myself up a pint of cremola foam ,build a joint out the 8 bit of red leb I picked up and flick through the kensitas catalogue for a teasmaid or a radio alarm clock for my maws birthday.1
On 09/01/2023 at 22:36, moses1924 said:
Were you planning on becoming a Minister @The_Kincardineif you studied theology?
Just in it for the free wine.0
Jedi = Jackie Baillie?
My money is on him being Edinburgh Cllr. Scott Arthur.0
2 hours ago, welshbairn said:
Do you want to get locked up in a Romanian jail? Who wouldn't, just get yourself a PHD first (Pimping Hoes Degree).
Only £337 (half price!)
Get suited up first..
His patter is like an improv piece by Ronald Villiers being asked.to play the bad ass homie from a new sitcom called Incel in a Cell.3
38 minutes ago, Clown Job said:
She’ll probably be back on Question Time next week
She'll be cuddling up to Fiona and talking how she was rasing awareness for people on the spectrum and how if it wasn't for Brexit Autistic kids would be down the mines or sweeping Keir Starmers chimney. While wearing one of these 4 month early.0
1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:
Fun day at my sons school today.
Tug o War - which the parents won.
Sad thing was, they a had a little football game 4 a side.
All the kids had a mask on apart from my son....I was very sad.
BtW - He won, scoring with his Aberdeen top on @Jacksgranda get your scouts over!
eta - there was only 3 people without a mask today, you guessed it, the fucking foreigners (me, he and her)
I had a day to kill in Bangkok yesterday was on the MRT and everyone bar the foreigners and odd teenager were all masked up and they were making " although not law the dept of health highly recommend that you wear a mask announcements". On an aside went to the cinema and lucky if a handful of thais stood for the king worship before the film.0
23 hours ago, SlipperyP said:
Been once in 2009, booked 2 nights, stayed 1. 'insert granda Simpsons gif'
Just made me sad that most of those folk there, thinking this 'is Thailand'. Unfortunately many round the world also think like this, without stepping foot in the country.
These clowns are so thick they think Pattaya is Thailand, Imagine them up country giving it "you know who I am" Always get the weekenders turning up on Koh Chang trying the Billy Big Bollocks, we do this we do that patter in Pattaya to the local bar girls. The majority seem to be told to do one as I think most of those lassies fucked of from there for a quite life.2
That's the Chelsea clown that Donald McIntyre busted in his undercover football hooligan documentary. Seems he owns a shop in Pattaya. Thank f**k I've never felt the need to visit that city. Captain Tom makes an appearance as well as a bit of good old ex-pat racism https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=2917322964278113 hours ago, Boo Khaki said:
Dafuq did I just watch?1
I'd say I'm ambidextrous. write and play pool left handed, golf and guitar right handed0
What the f**k do you do with your Trump NFT? Stick your monitor above yer fireplace and display it as a screensaver.?0
6 hours ago, carpetmonster said:
Jeremy Clarkson wins the Heads Gone thread in The Scum's internal Slack board.
He's dreaming of MM naked and getting covered in shit? He's OFTW and it must cost him a fortune to regularly replace his spunk covered Tattersall shirt and his Brax corduroy kegs.0
I'm suspended for calling a horrible right wing gammon boot, a horrible right wing gammon boot when she cranked up the refugee claxon to 11 after the deaths in the channel. It''s a load of shite anyway full of bots, government trolls and George Galloway.1
1 hour ago, hk blues said:
There is absolutely nothing (at least so far) that you won't have read about or heard already - you're missing nothing.
I still watched it though, and will watch the next batch too!
Is there plenty of lingering shots of Meghan or does it keep flicking from her to Hewitt. Could be a tough w**k.0
X Æ A-12 Musk
Must be so embarrassed by his dad's antics. He's like yon Colin Hunt of the Fast Show, needs a good boot in the pie if you ask me.0
Ah the Royal correspondents - Here we have the Cambridges coming down the mall, Kate looking resplendent in a summery lemon dress and cheeky Prince George is screaming like a spoilt little b*****d. The Duke in full helicopter tea boy attire is striding ahead with a gait like John Wayne after a busy night with an 8 inch drilldo is waving his Aston Villa scarf shouting "you want some". The crowd of bewildered tourists and older men in union jack attire who are on the OFTW list are drinking tea from rusty flasks and waving plastic yoon flags that were handed to them by some big geezers in dark suits and shades.0
Ah the old fucked off to Honduras play, thanks for the mammaries. Hope she dies of some horrible tropical disease or at the hands of some kidnapping revolutionaries the grief fleecing c**t.6
13 hours ago, welshbairn said:
Not sure, but it might be the fact that he was formerly an advisor to Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak and donated at least £400,000 to the Conservative Party raises some doubts over his objectivity as to what represents "liberal bias".
Like Allison Fuller Pedley and her "liberal bias" who managed to hold down her audience selection job after posting loads of hate filled British First shite and ramming the audience with gammons and yoons. She's almost "woke" to DPB.0
55 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:
Pastie and latte
NE England. Parmo and Nukey Broon1
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