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dirty dingus

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  1. Tory HQ will be on the phone to the Mail, Express and Telegraph asking them to rake through his bins and call up every big titted big haired wannabe from the 80s to try find some dirt on him. Can't be letting him get away with telling the truth.

  2. 1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

    I’m sure there are people who know more than me on this but apparently it takes ages to train people on the Abrams.

    Said on news they would be removing complicated systems and some other upgrades to simplify them and get training done quicker.

  3. 2 hours ago, welshbairn said:

    Do you want to get locked up in a Romanian jail? Who wouldn't, just get yourself a PHD first (Pimping Hoes Degree). 


    Only £337 (half price!)


    Get suited up first..


    His patter is like an improv piece by Ronald Villiers being asked.to play the bad ass homie from a new sitcom called  Incel in a Cell.

  4. 38 minutes ago, Clown Job said:

    She’ll probably be back on Question Time next week 

    She'll be cuddling up to Fiona and talking how she was rasing awareness for people on the spectrum and how if it wasn't for Brexit Autistic kids would be down the mines or sweeping Keir Starmers chimney. While wearing one of these 4 month early. 


  5. 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said:

    Fun day at my sons school today.

    Tug o War - which the parents won.😏

    Sad thing was, they a had a little football game 4 a side.

    All the kids had a mask on apart from my son....I was very sad.

    BtW - He won, scoring with his Aberdeen top on @Jacksgranda get your scouts over!

    eta - there was only 3 people without a mask today, you guessed it, the fucking foreigners (me, he and her) 

    I had a day to kill in Bangkok yesterday was on the MRT and everyone bar the foreigners and odd teenager were all masked up and they were making " although not law the dept of health highly recommend that you wear a mask announcements". On an aside went to the cinema and lucky if a handful of thais stood for the king worship before the film.

  6. 23 hours ago, SlipperyP said:

    Been once in 2009, booked 2 nights, stayed 1. 'insert granda Simpsons gif'

    Just made me sad that most of those folk there, thinking this 'is Thailand'. Unfortunately many round the world also think like this, without stepping foot in the country.

    These clowns are so thick they think Pattaya is Thailand, Imagine them up country giving it "you know who I am" Always get the weekenders turning up on Koh Chang trying the Billy Big Bollocks, we do this we do that patter in Pattaya to the local bar girls. The majority seem to be told to do one as I think most of those lassies fucked of from there for a quite life. 

  7. 6 hours ago, carpetmonster said:

    Jeremy Clarkson wins the Heads Gone thread in The Scum's internal Slack board. 


    He's dreaming of MM naked and getting covered in shit? He's OFTW and it must cost him a fortune to regularly replace his spunk covered Tattersall shirt and his Brax corduroy kegs.

  8. 1 hour ago, hk blues said:

    There is absolutely nothing (at least so far) that you won't have read about or heard already - you're missing nothing. 

    I still watched it though, and will watch the next batch too! 

    Is there plenty of lingering shots of Meghan or does it keep flicking from her to Hewitt. Could be a tough w**k.

  9. Ah the Royal correspondents - Here we have the Cambridges coming down the mall, Kate looking resplendent in a summery lemon dress and cheeky Prince George is screaming like a spoilt little b*****d. The Duke in full helicopter tea boy attire is striding ahead with a gait like John Wayne after a busy night with an 8 inch drilldo is waving his Aston Villa scarf shouting "you want some". The crowd of bewildered tourists and older men in union jack attire who are on the OFTW list are drinking tea from rusty flasks and waving plastic yoon flags that were handed to them by some big geezers in dark suits and shades.

  10. 13 hours ago, welshbairn said:

    Not sure, but it might be the fact that he was formerly an advisor to Boris Johnson and Rishi Sunak and donated at least £400,000 to the Conservative Party raises some doubts over his objectivity as to what represents "liberal bias".

    Like Allison Fuller Pedley and her "liberal bias" who managed to hold down her audience selection job after posting loads of hate filled British First shite and ramming the audience with gammons and yoons. She's almost "woke" to DPB.

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