Black and White Tragic

A gorilla prank leads to whether the ISS really exists and/or has ever been populated while in space, to conspiracy theory studies, to moon landings faked, vaccination cover ups and 9/11 fakery. Only. On. Dot. Net. Entertaining all the same. Leave it!!!

Folk who don't know difference between specific and Pacific. Its a freakin' ocean!

Daily Mail may well be interested, but only if they knew exactly what the house, where jacket was found, was worth...

The oldest known currency is the pound. But what many don't know is that the form of the original currency was a pellet of dried cow dung, one pound in weight, which is how the name was derived. This was originally used by farmers who used it to buy livestock. It was soon adopted by the English King who realised that transactions could be taxed and he had a large compound built to store it. This building (which was built by an enslaved Scot) still stands today and is now called the Bank of England.

What you need is VPN with proxy overseas...

It was a penalty! Darren Jackson's getting lawyered up after seeing this too.

If ye don't know then you'll have to wait til Sunday evening. Cryptic, eh?

Anyone owning up to be 1***1 or p***d? They haven't yet mastered the art of sniping.

That's bidding on the shirt I was after gone way past what I can afford, just too much money sloshing about this town. Gutted.

Unlikely to be up front given firepower we now have. And surely we would just bring in another Futsal find if needed?

Man United offer £37m for Faiss and throw in a keeper who knows of The Mighty Pars reputation in Spain should help his international chances, unfortunately the email will be encrypted and arrive late of course...

Wooft! Someones been trawling past posts, that was some calling out. Remind me not to post anything that winds you up as you cast up like a female of the species with a grudge...

If you get carried away with yourself and cant control your urge to jump a barrier, you should man up and offer a contribution to whatever the club fine is.

If the price is right? Yeah, £2.75million this week or £3.25million after the Stranraer game. Don't think the money Hibs have will cover it.

Can you hear the Derry Boy, No Oh Oh. Have to say his wayward rant made tonight even sweeter. So thanks for that.

I think he's aggrieved at us taking Dundee's rightful place in the lower leagues and especially because of the ticket prices he now has to pay for top flight fitba?

You're a raper of inbred mutant kids from Fife? How quaint. Before spouting pish, consider what the message is that you are trying to convey. Otherwise you may just be making a statement which rips the piss out of yourself, as was the case here. Probably why no-one needed to take the bait. Stick in at school and you might get good with words and be able to have some jolly banter on the football forums, until then I bid you farewell...

Under contract and is not for sale.

9-2 for the league I'm fancying a little bit of that action.

Signing inactivity and resultant tumbleweed on this thread is depressing. I'm consoling myself that by this time last year we had paraded what sounded like great signings to improve the side (on paper anyway), and that didn't turn out well.

Don't know why this is still being discussed. It will be Dick. Prepare to give him your full backing.

You don't like entertaining attacking football? Is this a personal thing?

I told you no discussion required. C'est problem? The man deserves it. League won by March 2016 - get to the bookies.

Dick Campbell will be the next manager. Look at what he does on a shoestring currently. Think about the attacking side he was involved with in the 90s. Pushed out by a few vocal fans when results weren't going our way. The man is Dunfermline through and through, he has passion in spades and has unfinished business at the club. No more discussion required. He is the man!

In the Dunfermline Press this week... "Fancy a challenge? Have you got what it takes to manage what is currently alleged to be a footballing team? Do you have the managerial prowess to take this now pitiful club, from 29th place in the Scottish leagues all the way back to the top flight? Follow in the footsteps of the legends who have graced the stadium of this once mighty giant; Jock Stein, Sir Alex Ferguson, Jim Leishman MBE, Istvan Kozma, Bert Paton, Charlie Dickson, Norrie McCathie and of course the legendary David Hay. You will of course have the backing of the largest support in the division, and larger than the combined fan base of all the other teams in Fife. Unfortunately remuneration is limited due to budgetary constraints in these austere times, and to pay off the incumbent managerial squad. Please apply in writing to East End Park, Halbeath Road, Dunfermline. Winner will be drawn from 50/50 Tombola on the eve of next season."