Black and White Tragic

You like the idea of one manager doing enough to relegate two clubs in a season? Some feat.

The only joy we have possible from this seasons blandness, is to shove our Grangemouth neighbours through the relegation trapdoor hanging on by their fingernails (all 10 of them). This season may be a success after all?

Not really that bothered pal, as I've said, this season was over before Saturday. But if you want to think that I feel gutted, enjoy. If it troubled me would I share a pic of your fans gieing it laldy after the goal? At least one is getting a hug.

This may be the happiest your fans look until relegation - enjoy the rest of your week.

After giving Falkirk false hope yesterday, we can now dish out 3 points to two relegation rivals starting with QoS, then Morton, to demoralise anything they may do - it surely can be the only quantum of solace we have left. Our season was over weeks ago when we reached 40 points to narrowly avoid relegation. This season will be forever known as The Season of Meh.

Fair doos to Falkirk with their 2nd successful smash and grab at EEP this season. Still rather be in our position than theirs though. If they hadn't won that I'd have said they were certainties for the drop. Now I'm not so sure. Morton and QoS must be sweating it now.

You've got to take it right to the wire.

Utter pish (first sentence before you redeem yourself ...a little). We all know what happens to teams that avoid the drop, they regroup and win the division the following season. Get them in the sea....side league.

You’ll be big time next season, cutting about with all those part timers. Eventually winning League 1 was an exhilarating experience, humbling and yet magnificent all at once. Give it a try.

I'll let you take credit for the brilliant piece I just posted on the DUvAyr thread.

Do you want to borrow our scriptwiter, he may be able to give your lot a better narrative?

When McMullan scores for you this is how you celebrate? That's about right.

Aye, we spent lots of the blue dolla on an autocue.

What?! McKinnon planned to be rock bottom going into this fixture? Visionary.

Interviewer, "...it would be nice to put Falkirk in some deeper trouble" Bruce Anderson, "Definitely..." Legend.

If you get stuck there for 3 seasons, you'll change your opinion.

Shite, but well formed shite ...not a runny skittery Falkirk shite.

Karma, karma, karma, karma for Camelon.... Seaside leagues you go oooh oh....

Well within our capability. I just hope we want this more. Are you bringing a display? I think we’ll win that battle. Again.

I want United to stay down, because that's an excellent story. Maybe one season we'll get the better of them ...and go up. If it was this season it would be hilarious. Improbable but hilarious.

So Pars due a win then?

If things are going great you're more tolerant to all the little niggly things. If you're doing poorly every little thing is going to bug the shit out of you. However, if this is about pre match entertainment, I remember we had pipe bands and cheerleaders years ago (maybe it was just a one off but it seems like it lives in the memory as a regular thing). Then there was what I'd call the REAL Sammy years when he'd come up with something topical for a pre match routine before the teams came out for kick off. It wasn't always a hit, but at least he'd try.

Mr Spence scored in 31 minutes.

Is this not all about the timing of The Nine? Daft giving it a name that limits it’s scope to move. Why not call it Aboot Nine ...flexibility and Scottish provinence in only two extra letters.

This guy said he would grow a beard after the Pars last lost a goal and wouldn’t shave until they lost another.