Black and White Tragic

First question at the meeting, "can we afford Michael Tidser"? Always good to start with a little joviality to break the ice.

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These guys will not be sure if that's a bluff, or a double bluff coming from a Pars man. I say don't buy season tickets, shirts and don't protest either. Then once the current board are on their knees, make your offer to buy. Oh sorry, just been watching Suits. Get your banners out, have a protest outside the ground. Be peacefully hostile. Call yourselves Seaside Rebellion.

A big team like the Pars should maybe get into a bit of gazumping and do a bit of shopping whilst the play offs are going on instead of leaving it late like last summer. At least there are not many players we'll be gutted to lose. The players you want for winning League 1 are at Ayr United and Partick. Doubt they'd want to go to Falkirk though.

That's my tenner on for Falkirk to stay up via the play-offs, consolation of being a millionaire if it happens. In Zimbabwe.

Lose against Morton next week and we may have EVERYTHING to play for in the final game. Holiday mode should be deactivated for that one to make sure we have nothing to play for against ICT. Being fifth with two games to play and dicing with relegation is the Dunfermline way...

You like the idea of one manager doing enough to relegate two clubs in a season? Some feat.

Not really that bothered pal, as I've said, this season was over before Saturday. But if you want to think that I feel gutted, enjoy. If it troubled me would I share a pic of your fans gieing it laldy after the goal? At least one is getting a hug.

This may be the happiest your fans look until relegation - enjoy the rest of your week.

After giving Falkirk false hope yesterday, we can now dish out 3 points to two relegation rivals starting with QoS, then Morton, to demoralise anything they may do - it surely can be the only quantum of solace we have left. Our season was over weeks ago when we reached 40 points to narrowly avoid relegation. This season will be forever known as The Season of Meh.

Fair doos to Falkirk with their 2nd successful smash and grab at EEP this season. Still rather be in our position than theirs though. If they hadn't won that I'd have said they were certainties for the drop. Now I'm not so sure. Morton and QoS must be sweating it now.

You've got to take it right to the wire.

Utter pish (first sentence before you redeem yourself ...a little). We all know what happens to teams that avoid the drop, they regroup and win the division the following season. Get them in the sea....side league.