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  1. I wasn't having a go at you, buck. I'm all for that shit. I'm only sorry the camera wasn't held steady to see the boy land.
  2. When the video cuts the dippit c**t's 20ft up in the air and still traveling. I'd have to guess no. Brutal. You know a thread's plunging the murky depths when the highlight is a video of someone being killed. Only McKee's Memes and Photoshop skills can save it know. Good luck, laddie.
  3. The Dude abides.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilsK7hyEuFI&feature=related Forever associated with this piece of comedy gold:
  4. Al Green - So Tired of Being Alone (Live on Soul School) If you don't feel this song, if you don't feel this awesome live version of this song, then check your pulse because you might not be alive, my friend. Check that you've locked your windows and doors too, because I'm in the kind of mood where I might phone Al Green and suggest we break into your house and steal your carpet just to f**k with your head a wee bit. Can you imagine? You wake up and find your window wide open, your floorboards exposed and Al Green and some Dundonian c**t sitting astride your rolled up carpet on the pavement outside your house as if it were a banana boat bobbing merrily in the Med off the coast of some tourist hell hole. I fucking dare you not to like this song, punk.
  5. That's a stone cold classic, HEY_SIDNEY. Never gets old.
  6. Highlights from the morning commute: The Cure - Boys Don't Cry Suicide - Dream Baby Dream http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LayQ98lR8I
  7. ^^^^Top choice there, LotW Detroit classics from different eras..... Underground Resistance - The Final Frontier http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MTM4p0Hx0o&list=PLB1444F23E4CAD6D6&index=49 You can employ a bit of two-browser YouTube "mixing" and blend this in for the last minute of the UR track with surprisingly good results! The Temptations - Papa was a Rolling Stone f**k yeah!
  8. Fleetwood Mac - The Chain There are much better live versions around but this one features the most spectacularly off their chob drummer I've ever laid eyes on. The boy's ridiculously high.
  9. Nuyorican Soul ft India - Runaway (Original Flava 12" mix) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aClirGHgeDE Music for beautiful sunny days courtesy of Louis Vega and Kenny "Dope" Gonzalez (Masters at Work). Disco/house music at its best.
  10. It was getting that way for me, so I deactivated my account. I don't miss it.
  11. Next time this happens you have to act, Chris. Stick a small remote control toy vehicle through the neighbour's letterbox. The dog will come to see what's going on. Activate any garish light and and sound functions the toy may have and shepherd the canine to the room furthest away from your own living room (the neighbouring flat is likely to have the same floor plan as your own place, so with a bit of mental apptitute this shouldn't be too difficult) where it will sit and look at the toy with a perplexed look on its face, and most importantly, a significant reduction in the noise levels it was achieving previously. I'm by no means an expert in the field, and I haven't had cause to execute the move myself, but if my experiments with remote control toys and my ex's dog are anything to go by this is just about crazy enough to work. There may be an awkward moment when the neighbour returns home, opens the front door, finds a remote control tank or such like vacating the premises and trundling through the small gap you've left in your own door. If they have the audacity to chap you up to ask what the hell is going on, answer in a crash helmet and a cape you've fashioned from a bedsheet. ICTChris 1 - 0 The Neighbours If you're not a dog lover, a couple of sausages laced with some form of poison instead of a remote control toy will do the same job.
  12. YAAAAAAAASSSSS!!

  13. It IS strange, Ding, but in a good way. There are lots of good people on P&B, from other teams as well as Dundee. There's also quite a few idiots, but you can either take the piss out of them or ignore them. I'm sure you'll be fine!

    Cheers,

    Barry

  14. Hello Ding! Welcome to P&B.

  15. ...od self. Take it easy.

    Barry

  16. Hiya pal! Some c**t at Ketchup clearly kens the score. Ha! That's class, made me laugh. Mental how that kind of thing's taken off. On a similar note, if you walk up past Tally's towards the uni there's a tree with a flyer for DUSA with "wha's in cherge here?" printed on it. Makes me smile every time I pass it :-)

    Hope all is well with your go...

  17. Cheers for posting the story of your encounter with Jocky, Derek. Fair enjoyed that. Jocky's in cherge!

  18. Cheers. I'm no shaven-headed lunatic though. I have a head of hair that would make Samson weep, and a scrotum with adequate coverage to match.

  19. I'm rarely on Facebook, mate. c***s like Nizzy keep sending me photos of their dong, it's a total nightmare. Yas! I think my account's inactive at the mo. Next time I switch it on I'll accept your request, ya angry wee ride ;-)

  20. Fucking yas. gmfc#1 FTW. Give me a shout when you get the tickets chief, I'm right up for it. Teckle.

  21. I can only apologise for causing all this nonsense, ParcDePars. Still......yaaaasss! That really made me laugh, can't believe it's caught on to the point folk are asking for stovies in Bratislava!!!

    Cheers,

    Barry

  22. Hello chief,

    Can you give me a shout by pm or email please - interesting development to tell you about.

    dundeebarry@googlemail.com

    Cheers.

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