Currently re-reading 'Porno'; the sequel to Trainspotting. Just had a laugh at one of the scams Spud and Sickboy set up against a Rangers fan in Leith.
Spud - 'So ah'm tellin um a wished ah kent Dode's pin number cause see if ah did , ah'd huv dipped the c**t's poakits for ehs caird, cause he's goat big dosh in that account - Aye, eh keeps gaun oan aboot how ye can choose yir ain yin in that Clydesdale Bank.
When Dode came back we gits another one in and sits doon. But then something pure radge happens! The gadge takes ehs jayket off, n Sick Boy an me jist look at each other. It's pure thaire man, right in front ay us! Ye coud see Dodes tattoo wi 'Aye Ready' on one airm, and his King Billy oan the horse oan the other. Aye, n jist below the hoarse oan a scroll wis that PIN number, tattoed so thit eh wid never forget it: 1690
What follows is a massive scam against Rangers fans - this book is highly recommended reading