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Aye go on then.
Smell my cheese you mutha!!!
Yer an android, yiv cack aw knob!!!
Sweet Pete
Awa' an' dinnay talk pish!
endieinreekie
Are you keekin' at ma erse, ya pervert?
I'm hard as nails and have just kicked a swan to death
Gonna hump ya, gonna hump ya, just like Deputy Dawg......would hump ya
Twat!!! That was liquid football.
LTID
How do you ride a horse?
Lick my love pump!!
Cos your friends don't dance, and if they don't dance, well they aint no friends of mine