Dee-funked

That's not been confirmed, heard it from someone who works for the dabs. If true, I'd imagine they'll be snapped up by ST holders, so if you don't have one, prob best to try get hold of a ST voucher from someone or get someone to get you a ticket as soon as they go on sale.

I've heard we ain't getting the shed, so could be looking at around 2,100 tickets.

Yeh, seems to be quite a bit of interest in him from clubs in League 2 and he's highly thought of down there. You never know though, heard he wanted to come back up the road quite a while back but his other half put the brakes on that.

Gowser, Byrne and Ness has the makings of a very tidy but tough middle of the park.

His comments on Kerr Waddell leaving make interesting reading. He claims that Kerr asked someone from within the club to put out a statement saying that he'd left the club, then when the club did so, he took to social media to claim he found out he'd left the club on Twitter

Don't forget the prodigious talent that was Jean Alassane Mendy

Yep, from a few days ago.

Which side will Charlie be making his debut for?

Booooooooooo!! Joking aside, if the training top you've described is as beltin' as suggested, bodes well for the away top

Believe that is Ryan Blair

You canna dae that now! Spill

Guessing we can't officially announce Todd until his contract with QoS runs down at the end of the month.

5k coming up [emoji23]

It's on the verge of 5k on the app version [emoji108]

Only going off what I've seen reported. I'm with you on that one, if there is to be a fee for development, Queens should see a cut of it.

Nothing to Queens I don't think but there was talk of a potential development fee to Carlisle

I was actually up in Ninewells A&E with my daughter when Severin was brought in on a wheelchair. He was waiting in A&E like the rest of us average punters while the match was still going on. In fact, I saw his x-rays coming back, being put on the wall and a group of doctors crowded round looking at them and shaking their heads, knew then it was a shocker of a leg break when I saw their horrified reactions.

Big push from them if true, having already signed Nicky Cadden and so far held on to Shankland.

Pretty much mate. We're not exactly in a position to be picky right now, especially on deadline day. We're definitely lacking that creative spark, Scougall fits the bill, but only if he can recapture his form of a few years ago.

Scougall's had his contract terminated by St Johnstone. Maybe the bit of creativity we're looking for?

Can see maybe another one coming in and sevco waiting until the last couple of hours of the window to offer a glass bottle of Irn Bru and a Toffee Crisp for Kamara.

Ethan Robson joins on loan from Sunderland, midfielder.

Another signing imminent.

and it's now on Paddy's Day, which means 4k even drunker Celtic fans in Dens, no doubt dressed as leprechauns and such like

My young lad got home after 1am, absolutely ragin'. He's still texting me at work ranting about it