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for those that missed the Super Blue Moon here it is
Spoiler
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60 in a 40 zone eh?
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3 hours ago, IainMorton said:
What do you call a Chinese tramp? Wun San Shu.
What do you call a Chinese paedophile? Po Kem Yung.
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boots who put their shopping/handbags next to them to stop folk sitting on seats. You didn't pay for two seats ya cow.
fat munters who take up two seats. walk ya salad dodgers. You can even feel a 12 ton bus move when these fat fuckers get off.
horrible wee neds with their shitey music being blasted out from phones who sit at the back of the top deck.
c*nts who leave you standing on the stairs instead of making room when you're about to get off. Mind you, I got my revenge one day- the driver braked sharply, I went flying down the stairs and landed on this twat who hadn't made room for me.
schemie boots with prams- buy a folding one and fold it up like my ma did.
there were a few smart ass c*nty bus drivers as well but LRT seem to have got rid of them all. There's now a couple of honeys driving the buses about Edinburgh.
more of this kind of recruitment as it makes my day going to work.
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9 hours ago, Nowhereman said:
Not quite a photo but look at that two tiered terracing
spot on the right , the beardy hipster tosser.
probably a QP fan..
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Meadowbank v East Stirlingshire, 1987. In glorious technicolour.
The legendary Victor Kasule is no 10 and I think the other player looks like Ralph Callachan.
George Stewart was a printers, the building was demolished a couple of years ago and is now yuppy flats. Meadowbank Stadium is about to become yuppy and student w****r flats, Meadowbank got franchised 15 miles west and Shire are in the Lowland League. There's nothing like progress..
As for Vic.. met him a couple of years ago at a BSC v Edinburgh City game, he was a BSC coach. Good guy.
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55 minutes ago, AMMjag said:
f**k me, Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer has let himself go.
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I love seeing old photos in smaller club's social clubs (or if I'm really lucky the boardrooms!).
This is Civil Service Strollers and a dug in 1921- I wonder where the stand was that's behind the team. You can see it at Strollers' ground in their bar/tearoom.
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4 hours ago, Shandon Par said:
Zebra has contacted the lawyers. Lawyers say he's not a racist.
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4 hours ago, mjw said:
Is there a no win no fee lawyer out there who deals with nutters off P&B?
It's usually Celtic fans who've got their own go to legal eagle .
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18 minutes ago, whiskychimp said:
I also have a real thing for Emily Maitlis. She's sometimes stunning and sometimes rough but always sexy
the lax prison regime is allowing you to post on P&B- for shame!
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1 hour ago, dee_62 said:
3 sisters in the Cowgate any good?
if you have money to burn and like braying yah student rugby bores it's ok.
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1 hour ago, Enigma said:
Not a fan of the Golf Tavern to be fair. Always seem to have the music turned up to 11 meaning you can’t hear the guy next to you.
Did the guy next to you insist on having the music turned up?
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12 hours ago, Moomintroll said:13 hours ago, Drew Brees said:Just trying to get my head around this, so Danny McGrain can’t be mentioned as an equal to rivelino? Is that what you’re saying?
Much as it pains me to agree with an arse cheek acolyte, Danny McGrain was clearly one of the best full backs of all time on the left or right side. KT is not fit to oil his beard imo.
also Danny McGrain managed Arbroath and Rivelino never did. Which makes McGrain greater in my humble opinion!
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18 minutes ago, Heart of Northern said:
My girlfriend's cat Jack had to be put to sleep last Tuesday because of liver cancer.
He was about 13, we're not certain of his age because he was a rescue cat.
She's been so low but had her looking on Lothian Cat Rescue website yesterday.
So hopefully in the near future we'll get another rescue cat.
Looks like a good old boy. Its always sad when you lose a friend, we haven't had one since our old mog departed a number of years now. Even now I expect her to be scraping at the door looking to be fed for the umpteenth time that day!
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4 hours ago, AberdeenHibee said:
The Canny Mans in Morningside is a great pub.
Full of character, proper old man's pub (plaque outside the door says "No Smoking, No Credit Cards, No Phones and No Backpackers")
The late landlord was a bit idiosyncratic- if he didn't like your face you got banned. My old man didn't care for the Canny Man's "overpriced with a twat of a landlord" so he tended to drink in Bennetts across the road- a small, perfectly formed bar in Maxwell Street.
I'd recommend various city centre boozers with real ale but as yer all Tennents drinkers I won't!
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16 hours ago, gav-ffc said:
Just seen that Liam Henderson has left already to join a team in Australia.
he got offered a full time contract- bit of a no brainer, part time wages at a windy Ainslie Park or full time football in sunny Oz! City couldn't really stand in his way although we'll miss him.
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I heard NIMBYs are complaining about student flats being build on the Meadowbank site.
This from an area not a stone's throw from Lochend... at least students can spell correctly when they graffiti your tenement!
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13 hours ago, gannonball said:
Who schedules shots in on a night out?
A f*cking gimp is the answer.just to clarify:
shots in edinburgh pubs: spirits based drinks served in small glasses usually downed quickly.
shots in glasgow pubs: bullets fired by locals at other locals who are usually downed quickly.
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Bundesliga Whistler Bibiana Steinkraus graces the Fir Park turf during a Scotland women's team friendly with Sweden.
The game that had Thomas Cowan ESQ frothing at the mouth and making sexist comments that he was forced to retract. The wee fat b*****d.2 -
On 22/01/2018 at 11:10, Flybhoy said:
Aberdeen directors Chris Anderson and Dick Donald look over a model of a revamped Pittodrie sometime in the 1970's.
Chairman Dick keeping a tight hold on his wallet there...
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Some of my mates keep saying I should do a stand up show. Part of me thinks "oh ho, I'll be a nice harmless family friendly show". The other part of me thinks "Just do a full Sadowitz tribute act"..
At one show, Sadowitz spat in the face of a drunken heckler who was constantly interrupting the show. His final act was to strip naked and run across the stage, prompting a mixture of disgust and hilarity from the audience. The Herald newspaper described the show as featuring "Pyrotechnical swearing. Lavatorial straining noises. Wanton foodstuff-smearing. Simulated sodomy. Gratuitous adoption of Indian accents, plus spitting, shouting, and penile dismemberment".
Although the thought of getting smacked by a big Canuck doesn't appeal..
"In 1991, Sadowitz was knocked unconscious by an irate audience member during a performance at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal, where he mocked French Canadians, starting with the greeting "Hello moosefuckers! I tell you why I hate Canada, half of you speak French, and the other half let them." The rarely quoted follow up line, which Sadowitz claims is what actually led to him being attacked was "Why don't you speak Indian? You might as well speak the language of the people you stole the country off of in the first place."
Perhaps myself, The Serge, Melanius Trump and Zen Karcher could form a wordplay act and call ourselves "The Cunning Punts"..
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There's a statement on the City website
"The Club has received a paper outlining initial proposals to admit Colt Teams into League 2 with a view to implementing a two year pilot in season 2018/19. The Board of Directors discussed the contents of the paper at last night’s scheduled Board meeting and will continue to consider its position whilst it awaits receipt of a formal proposal on the matter
Any Edinburgh City FC supporters who wish to comment on the matter may do so by emailing admin@edinburghcityfc.com"
I would trust any City supporters e-mailing our Board will be polite and constructive in regard to what are just proposals at the moment.
Elgin City have been good enough to provide the document for viewing on their website;
http://www.elgincity.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/Colt-teams-Jan-18.pdf
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Club Ball-coise Dun-Eideann Chathair were featured on BBC Alba tonight.
Ochone! Ochone!
Cò an caora sin còmhla riut a chunnaic mi an-raoir?
Who was that sheep I saw you with last night?Cha b'e sin caora, 'se sin mo chèile a bha innte!
That was no sheep, that was my spouse!0
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