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Posts posted by tamthebam
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I presume Viagra is a banned substance at the moment. In these enhanced games: "and a new Pole Vault record has been set by a man who didn't even need to use a pole.."
I've also heard the phrase "gingering a mare" in horse racing. Perhaps ginger is a natural substance to make athletes run faster..
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9 hours ago, Peil said:
ah the old "no methadone for you mate, the graduate who signs off everything is away for a costa"
more like
my work opens at lunchtime. You get about 1 arsehole coming in during that hour Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. It would be better just to open on the busy days (Monday and Friday) and shut on the other days.
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2 hours ago, Alert Mongoose said:
What if they had murdered their parents?
Hiya Jeremy Bamber, hiya pal!
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Before the Electric buses I was blaming the rise of SUVs for potholes as they're heavier than other cars.
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56 minutes ago, hk blues said:
They know - they just choose to believe such trivial stuff doesn't apply to them as they are invincible and expert drivers with all of a couple of years experience behind them.
And they don't need to use their indicators as all other drivers are psychic and can read their minds
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The wimmenfolk in my work seem to be able to get GP appointments no problem.
It seems to be for me "FOAD and don't bother us"
I'll have Spike's epitaph on my tombstone "I told them I was ill"
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Blackadder coughs making a noise like "inheritance"
I stand to inherit a house in Edinburgh which if it doesn't fall down first is worth a bob or two
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4 hours ago, BPM said:
We have rotated the squad most weeks since then and it has had zero effect. I would take the disrespectful comments with a pinch of salt, McGlynn never has been to anyone.
Anyway as a club I have zero sympathy with you. Spending as you were was never sustainable. You deserve to be heading down.We're not looking for sympathy as you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the Dictionary.
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15 hours ago, RubyTuesday said:
Every cloud .....
We could end up playing the Shire...
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If not knowing who the f*ck Edinburgh City are means they're biased then yes!
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1 hour ago, Oystercatcher said:
Nico who sang with the velvet underground is bloody awful and when I hear her being played on 6 music, I switch the radio off, terrible.
I think that was the point.
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3 hours ago, BFTD said:
Who was Hitler before Hitler?
Presumably before the Thirties there must have been some b*****d used as a(n almost) universal bogeyman. Genghis Khan? Jack the Ripper? Granny Danger?
Kaiser Bill wasn't popular during and after the First World War.
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Katie Price declared bankrupt for second time - BBC News
She's gone "bust" but that's a right Compo face
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7 hours ago, Fullerene said:
Window seat of some plane that went off course and landed on the planet Venus.
Looks like it landed safely so at least that is good.
"Digby, those cheap tickets you got to take us to Mars- this flight seems to have landed on the Venus Flamebelt"
"Chuffing Nora, Sir, I had no idea RyanAir was run by the Mekon"
Dan Dare and the Cheap Flight of Doom
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1 hour ago, scottsdad said:
I have no idea why but this line just tickled me.
I imagine this plug being given through seething, gritted teeth.
To Cut a Long Story Short Is it True she's going to see Martin Kemp?
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Is it a pyre of Dons season tickets when Lenny is announced as manager?
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1-1 and into the 93rd minute City get a penalty that wasn't a foul and was outside the box...
.. naw, it'll be 5-0 to Falkirk.
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16 hours ago, pozbaird said:
Nearly forgot a good one…. You open a new coffee jar that has the tightly fitted paper seal on top. You punch a hole in it with a flourish, rip the seal completely off, and take in that initial rich waft of freshly opened coffee.
It’s the coffee equivalent of bursting bubble wrap bubbles, or, when at school, covering your forearm with PVA glue and when it dries, peeling the stuff off. IMHO.
I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away.
Yes, I know, I am OFTW.
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12 hours ago, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said:
Well folks, that's it for another year, unless you're interested in more made up shite at the end of November.
There's St George's Day to celebrate all things English should you wish.
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A Photographic History Of Scottish Football
in Scottish Premiership General Chatter
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An Accies director was quoted in a Hamilton fanzine back in the day "We sold John Brown to Dundee because his knees had gone...."