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  1. 1 hour ago, Flybhoy said:

    John Brown in his pre 'Bomber' days when he was actually a goalscoring midfielder for Dundee before going to Ibrox a few years later, seeing out the second half of his career booting opponents and screaming thinly veiled sectarian insults at youth team members and Italian team mates.

    A 2-2 draw at Dens Park against Aberdeen from March 1986.

    Jim Duffy and Vince Mennie join in the celebrations, the 'Derry' in the background is virtually identical and unchanged to this day, much like the main stand. 

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    An Accies director was quoted in a Hamilton fanzine back in the day "We sold John Brown to Dundee because his knees had gone...." 

  2.  I presume Viagra is a banned substance at the moment. In these enhanced games: "and a new Pole Vault record has been set by a man who didn't even need to use a pole.."

    I've also heard the phrase "gingering a mare" in horse racing. Perhaps ginger is a natural substance to make athletes run faster.. 

  3. 9 hours ago, Peil said:

    ah the old "no methadone for you mate, the graduate who signs off everything is away for a costa"

    more like

    my work opens at lunchtime. You get about 1 arsehole coming in during that hour Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. It would be better just to open on the busy days (Monday and Friday) and shut on the other days. 

  4. 5 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

    Where was I?

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    looks like the Lomonds in the background. Now, taking into account the angle of wind direction, the sun and the other landscape features I would have to say you're either at the back of Burntisland or on the planet Skaro

  5. 56 minutes ago, hk blues said:

    They know - they just choose to believe such trivial stuff doesn't apply to them as they are invincible and expert drivers with all of a couple of years experience behind them. 

    And they don't need to use their indicators as all other drivers are psychic and can read their minds

  6. 9 hours ago, Molotov said:

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    A self-employed joiner is questioning why he is paying £3,500 a year in council tax despite being unable to turn right out of his home because of a 100-metre puddle.

    probably pays about three quid in income tax though. 

    buy a house up a hill ya tax dodging welt

  7. 4 hours ago, BPM said:

    We have rotated the squad most weeks since then and it has had zero effect. I would take the disrespectful comments with a pinch of salt, McGlynn never has been to anyone. 
    Anyway as a club I have zero sympathy with you. Spending as you were was never sustainable. You deserve to be heading down. 

    We're not looking for sympathy as you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the Dictionary. 

  8. 3 hours ago, BFTD said:

    Who was Hitler before Hitler?

    Presumably before the Thirties there must have been some b*****d used as a(n almost) universal bogeyman. Genghis Khan? Jack the Ripper? Granny Danger?

    Kaiser Bill wasn't popular during and after the First World War. 

  9. 7 hours ago, Fullerene said:

    Window seat of some plane that went off course and landed on the planet Venus.

    Looks like it landed safely so at least that is good.

    "Digby, those cheap tickets you got to take us to Mars- this flight seems to have landed on the Venus Flamebelt"

    "Chuffing Nora, Sir, I had no idea RyanAir was run by the Mekon"

    Dan Dare and the Cheap Flight of Doom

  10. 16 hours ago, pozbaird said:

    Nearly forgot a good one…. You open a new coffee jar that has the tightly fitted paper seal on top. You punch a hole in it with a flourish, rip the seal completely off, and take in that initial rich waft of freshly opened coffee.

    It’s the coffee equivalent of bursting bubble wrap bubbles, or, when at school, covering your forearm with PVA glue and when it dries, peeling the stuff off. IMHO. 😀

    I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away. 

    Yes, I know, I am OFTW. 

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