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Considering Broxburn have at least 3 BAME players in their squad if someone uttered these remarks they should be banned forthwith from Albyn Park, the stupid racists.

Is the season not over yet? My first away game was Stirling Albion v Meadowbank in May 1987. There were 6 foot high nettles growing out of the urinals and there was sleet in the first half over us in the open terracing. Swapped ends at half time and the sun came out when we were in the covered terrace. Going for a pee in front of 6 foot high nettles is probably marginally more pleasurable than going to Saturday's game.. Stirling Albion won 3-1 too which is a likely score prediction for Saturday.

I went to Stuttgart 30 years ago. I thought it was quite a nice city. The Art Gallery was decent from what I remember. We visited this nearby castle which is called Lichtenstein Castle (it ain't in Lichtenstein). There's a light.. over at the Frankenstein place...

Duns 5th goal (or thereabouts) Duns 5 Earlston Rhymers 3 A wee venture into the unreal world of the Borders Amateur League tonight. I was at Duns first game as an East of Scotland club (they played down the road at the High School) and saw an East of Scotland game against Hawick here at New Hawthorn Park. The Dingers have since gone back to the Borders Amateurs although there is now a nice small stand here since my last visit (the seats came from Stoke City apparently). Earlston isn't too far from Duns as I remember so I'm not sure if this counts as a derby match or not (Chirnside are probably the local rivals). It was a pretty decent spectacle with plenty of goals and worth the contribution I gave to the club (no official admission fee). Pie wasn't too bad either..

All I want for Christmas is a Hardwicke.... ...away kit.

We have signed a couple of players from a recent opponent on pre-contract

Carrots used to be a purple colour but the Dutch bred them to be orange to celebrate their royal family. Carrots. Staunch vegetables.

He was also a sub at Hampden, came on, scored a good goal to be fair, and was later subbed.

It may interest you to know that one of the first football games I went to was at Easter Road. An old chap queued at the pie stall in front of us on the East terrace. He bought a pie, took one bite and threw it away saying "f*cking horsemeat"

I hope Count Zeppelin didn't make the bagpipes or they'll need a f*ck of a load of puff to get going

I know we haven't got many 4 lane motorways up here but this is a guide for driving in England:

Haw big Sims Controller in the sky- where's my WooHoo then?! Git

The trick is to go bust (repeatedly) and then get some sucker to put more money in thinking that somehow your club is an attractive proposition for investment See Livingston FC 1995-now

Giving the Spartans a damned good thrashing 4 times... Hall of Fame night eh? Some of this lot should be in a City Hall of Fame..

Dressed as a priest was he....

Originally there was meant to be a spectacular sword fight but Harrison Ford had the shits and said "why don't I just shoot him"

In Communist Romania Elena Ceaucescu, the wife of dictator Nicolae Ceaucescu, was given many honours for Chemistry despite leaving school in 4th Grade. She got the nickname "Codoi" which is supposedly how she pronounced the symbol for Carbon Dioxide, CO2 (doi is Romanian for two) Thank goodness the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland is not some tinpot banana republic where non-entities are given awards and recognition based purely on who they've married.

That was my Uncle Billy. But he showed it to the girls next door who thought it was a snake, hit it with a rake, and now it's only 5 foot 4.

Haddington Athletic 2 Dunbar United 1 East of Scotland League Cup Perhaps Dunbar minds were on next Sunday's Cup Final rather than this East Lothian derby. Haddington scored early on, Dunbar passed up a few chances and then were the better team for the first part of the second half and grabbed their equaliser with a good strike. Haddington came back into it and were awarded a penalty at the end of the game. Decent crowd of 391 too. Back in the Junior days this would have seen about 3 red cards and a paggar. Ah, happy times..

I've heard a rumour you can see trains from Dunbar's ground..

Here's a man (right) with Britain's biggest penis (left)

Don't give Scotrail ideas "The 8.15 from Aberdeen is delayed as it was attacked by Smudger near Carnoustie..."

It's low hanging fruit but "My Team: Clyde"