"Digby, those cheap tickets you got to take us to Mars- this flight seems to have landed on the Venus Flamebelt"
"Chuffing Nora, Sir, I had no idea RyanAir was run by the Mekon"
Dan Dare and the Cheap Flight of Doom
I like to peck the tinfoil with the end of a knife blade like a bird pecking milk bottle tops to see how many holes I can put in the foil before it comes away.
Yes, I know, I am OFTW.