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McFadden Fran Healy from Travis

The phrase "away goals count double" really bugs my tits. If you draw your home leg 0-0 then lose 3-2 away. YOU'RE OUT, YOU HAVE NOT WON 4-3, SO THEREFORE THEY DO NOT COUNT DOUBLE!!! Ahhh, that's better.

I watched Snakes on a Plane last night. It was about some snakes on a plane. And it was rubbish.

The way most of the commentaries on Match of the Day nowadays are added in afterwards. The commentator will more often than not come out with a relevant stat or comment just before a goal. Or they'll say, "Oh that looked like handball there", it didn't at first, but does after a couple of replays. They're obviously at the game taking notes. They then do the post match interviews, then retire to a big truck to dub in the commentary, using hindsight to sound like a right smart arse. If you haven't noticed it, you might now. It's petty, but it gets on my nerves.