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Xavi Simons is a diving wee c**t. Embarrassing.

This half has already been more entertaining than the first tbf.

You've been watching too much of Roos to deem that acceptable goalkeeping.

Rab Douglas and Graham Alexander on at HT please.

Watched the replay. Liam Kelly palms that into the goal. Zander Clark saves it. Craig Gordon catches it with a pint in his hand and doesn't spill a drop. Bit pish from Gunn the more I see it.

Some strike but just me that reckons Gunn should be doing better? Maybe it's the weird dive.

See every time someone says we are winning the Euros, I keep thinking my stream is behind and we've just scored. Yer a bunch of arseholes. But yes, we are winning the Champions League.

Not saw much of Flekkeb but they had a bit of a goalkeeping issue that was arguably worse than ours not long ago. Calling up a 39 year old keeper for his debut and relying on Steklenburg for about a decade. This boy Flekken keeping Strakosha out of the Brentford team looks a step above.

Patterson there. Fs.

Jack Hendry is superb. He got an unfair ride at Celtic after a shakey start. If they stuck with him, they'd have a CH that's better than they have in their whole team now.

I posted that when he was whining about the tight offside decision tbf.

I really used to like Stewart. Not afraid to give his opinion and not afraid to be critical of people that normally get an easy ride but his shtick of being absolutely fucking desperate to berate officials in every situation is grating.

They'll be stoned out their nut.

Not a fan of the yellow in the Scotland kit. Replace that with white and I'd approve.

Even if we get fucking hammered tonight, this Dutch team looks average as f**k on paper with obviously a few notable exceptions.

A brass band playing Flower of Scotland is one of the most sickening sounds I've ever heard.

Snodgrass advocating dropping Gordon ahead of Clark or Kelly just tells me he's the latest guy to speak shite on TV.

Adrian is 37, but on a free, he'd be an upgrade on what Celtic have in goal for a season or two.

I always love how people try to have a pop at clubs for being financially mismanaged decades ago by a private businessman as if it somehow means that individual fans can't call out moronic decisions of other football clubs forever more.

Looks like he's going down South or abroad but Phillips is the one player that I've thought looks decent for you lads in the games against each other this season so far. I don't think he'd currently get ahead of Mo Sylla but he was a player that I was hoping we'd be in for if you went down and he was open to staying in Scotland. Looks a talent and in a more fluid team, think he can be a big asset. I know the feeling when you have a terrible season that everyone is rubbish, but he's definitely a stand out.

Why didn't the SPFL investigate Rangers not making it to the last game on time? Why didn't they investigate Rangers when they delayed our previous fixture by an additional 30 minutes after already having the game delayed 30 minutes due to fan behaviour? Why is this game, probably the most logical cancellation out of the lot, the one to be investigated and not say the Aberdeen call off which happened 45 minutes before kick off? The SPFL are either corrupt as f**k and dance to the tune of the OF or they're incompetent as f**k and dance to the tune of the OF. About as shambolic as the state of our pitch.

Our local media love to put the boot in when the opportunity presents itself and there are a few DABs and St Johnstone fans in prominent positions at DCT and if you read our own club forums, they'd have you believe they are out to get us but the answer is no. They might give a slight wee dig now and then but nothing out of the ordinary from shite local papers tbh. This survey feels very OF orientated as they can be the only two fanbases that are genuinely paranoid enough to think the media is genuinely against them. Therefore I'll pass on the survey.

Is it a shambles? Yes. Is it embarrassing for Dundee Football Club? Absolutely. Is it worth it for the seethe? 100%.

Celtic fans fucking raging that the Rangers board have borrowed their Seville calculator to add emphasis to their statement. Thousands!!