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Marsh seems to be the only one frothing about the situation here.

f**k up Marsh.

He's in Downing Street as they're pulling this stunt. What an embarrassing shit show that is.

Cummings is obviously an evil c**t (What Tory isn't?) and he deserves to be papped out and deserves all the ridicule coming his way. Stunts like this though? f**k sake

Youtube on the Firestick loves to have a few days where it goes completely out of sync for me every month or so.

Scenes if he does go. Couldn't think of any possible scenario in which he goes. Major egg on face for those Tory ministers who defended him. And who will make decisions for Boris now? This is a major moment in his 'leadership' for the rest of his tenure. Still, I'll believe it when I see it confirmed.

The irony.

FTFY.

Asda described it as a 'sweet wine' which is all I went off. https://groceries.asda.com/product/all-other-grapes/mavrodaphne-of-patras-nyx/910002715535 Fared not too badly in the spag bol all things considered! Makes sense that it's port opposed to red though as I hate that too.

Speaking of 'red' wine - Took a punt on this: Has to be the worst thing I've ever tasted. Horrendous doesn't cover it. Missus used some for her batch of spaghetti bolognese. That's about all it's good for.

They're nothing, if not predictable.

^^ Never had Chianti.

Rioja seems to be the popular red on here. It's shite. Chianti is where it is at.

Right enough.

The crucial thing is that they named him which the police don't tend to do in these types of situation.

True, but the Downing Street statement did include his family. Downing Street statement: ‘At no stage was he or his family spoken to by the police about this matter, as is being reported.'

Truly is showing that The Thick of It was a documentary, not a political satire:

Durham Police rightfully raging and released a statement even naming Cummings:

Boris won't know it's even happening till he switches his phone on on Tuesday.

Good to see our Prime Minister Grant Schapps coming out to explain all:

So why are clubs like Dundee & Ayr doing it then?

I still can't see it. Pretty much every single minister has leapt to his defense - if they punt him now, it'll look bad on them. The only way I can see out of it is if Cummings resigns but still doesn't admit defeat and states that he's resigning to allow the govt to focus on the real issues instead of being harassed with nonsense or some such patter that will be a ridiculous attempt to save face. Even then, I can't see Cummings doing that - He seems the type that'd rather bring them all down with him. Therefore, deny, deny, deny seems to be the logical (And embarrassing) option.

I suspect that Cummings and the government are just going to deny the second article as lies. They've already accused the police of being liars so calling journalists liars isn't exactly a jump. And all the Tory lovers will lap it up.