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Pissing in the street. Get him fined.

Gary fucking off without saying 'Thank you' like the rest have done. Absolute carnage. Top notch.

Gibbon destroying him here. This is what you want to see.

Peston is fucking dreadful. He can't even ask a question correctly.

Why does he need to read from a script to recount what he fucking did? Jeezo.

You can just imagine the Thick of It style madness going on behind that door.

I know petitions are by and large a lot of nonsense, but I was surprised that it'd racked up almost 500,000 signatures in 2 days: https://www.change.org/p/dominic-cummings-must-be-sacked-cummingsmustgo?recruiter=1039714606&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=245886cf8eac453baa3777b5c6eb0db8&recruited_by_id=4102e730-4352-11ea-bc08-4d7592f677fb

Durham Police releasing a statement just as he was due to give his spiel will be the cause of the delay.

Was this not supposed to start 10 minutes ago?

#ScumMedia trending.

Either do I - but I suspect many people will.

This only needs to sway the middle Englanders that are desperate for any excuse. This is the perfect pitch. Hiding behind his autistic son will be the defense and that'll be that - There'll be an all out offense against the media trashing him.

He's also a card carrying Labour member. He's posturing.

DominicsStaying is trending on Twitter. His defenders are out in force having had a quick scan through it.

Marvin Bartley with the Tweet of the day IMO

Tory MP.

Female wrestling doesn't interest me at all. That's my problem. Female wrestlers not even able to build an interesting character is their problem. Britt Baker is alright on the mic, but other than that? Meh.

Gordon Brown was fucked because he made a gaffe calling a woman a racist. Boris Johnson would be fucked if an election was imminent. It's all about timing. 5 year for the public to get over it. Nothing to see here.

The gammons are turning.

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It highlights the lack of trust I have in the media that one of my biggest worries is, 'Will they continue to follow this long term?'

As is #JohnsonOut

Even Tim Montgomerie condemning this: