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We've apparently been using Burnley's supercomputer data stuff (f**k knows) which is apparently lightyears ahead of the stuff any club uses in Scotland. It does help that we have the likes of Lee Ashcroft, Joe Shaughnessy, Ricki Lamie, Amadou Bakayoko, Curtis Main and Aaron Donnelly all being big b*****ds and Luke McCowan, Lyall Cameron, Owen Beck and even the likes of our poorer players like Owen Dodgson able to take an absolutely brilliant set piece delivery.

I don't mind the £60k part tbf. That's fair. It's the suspended aspect and the criteria round it and the television costs.

The Dundee one does.

I can't really see that standing up in court. The £120k is payable if we have a single postponement due to a waterlogged pitch next season - even if we sort our pitch - that's just laughable. As for the television costs of £36,429.60, that can get in the bin. It's no surprise to see we're pursuing legal advice.

Get him in when Clarke goes.

His last two football related articles are entitled: 'Haste ye back, Dundee United' - after we relegated them in 2016. And: 'We can't let them sacrifice Dundee FC for a vanity project stadium that no-one wants.' - Despite the fact our stadium is crumbling! He then spends his time writing articles about green space, rewilding and reintroducing wildlife. My guess is he's absolutely seething about our plans to have a stadium at Camperdown which will take up some of the green space. He's absolutely at it and that article is unbelievably moronic, misinformed and just straight up inherently bias.

Would you accept less than £500k for Armstrong? Has to be said, I wouldn't have been devastated if we'd released McCowan last season - he had about 1 good game in 6 previously. Since he's been converted to a central role instead of a winger, he's been sublime. I don't think we'd get 500k for him tbh and can easily see him extending his deal with us.

Nah, just blatantly making things up about shots being cleared off the line, the pitch being bumpy and not our fault because Dundee 'marked us all over the pitch even when we went to the toilet' will be doing absolutely nothing for even the most naive of players or fans. It was just deluded and further allowed comparisons to the minter times of the Pedro era. Pre-match he was on about how he'd play the game on Mars, that it was our pitch' fault that led to them not being suitably prepared for Ross County and he needed a strong press conference post-match after storming down the tunnel in a fit of rage and not shaking the County managers' hand. Post match interviews don't mean much, but they absolutely can help rip your credibility to shreds and he's been on a one man mission (mainly to Mars) to do that over the past 7 or so days.

John Lundstram claiming for a penalty when we had our penalty shout is top tier.

He blamed the pitch. Yasssssssssss!

Kilmarnock made 9 loan signings last season. We've made 12 - 3 of which have practically been gifted by Burnley. Docherty is following the exact same blueprint McInnes did last season but doing it better. I wouldn't be complaining if we followed it up with Kilmarnock's season next year. We are extremely comfortable and have a lot of our best and most important players in Carson, Portales, Shaughnessy, McGhee, McCowan, Cameron, Sylla and even the likes of Main tied down.

Philippe Clement... Get it fucking round you. You've made yourself an absolute embarrassment in less than a week. The comparisons to Pedro are fair. What an absolute bald fucking fraud. Thank you.

Not your Klopp's. Not your Arteta's. And certainly not your bald frauds. And I don't just mean Philippe Clement.

Not a single Rangers sub warming up at HT. Never noticed that before. Weird.

We've done well. Probably shaded it despite having less of the ball. Certainly looked the more dangerous. Rangers can't be as bad as that in the second half with their genius manager though which is a worry but we've kept them quiet and not allowed them to play the game at their place (Autocorrect changed pace to place but either seems accurate) - they seem quite happy with a slow, plodding style tbf.

To be fair, Robert Thomson is generally on the ball when it comes to Tayside - and I should clarify that it does say 'up to'. Here's the link: Sky Sports to hit SPFL with huge six-figure bill over Dundee v Rangers pitch chaos - but chiefs set to make Dee cough up | The Scottish Sun

Robert Thomson of The Sun suggesting that Sky are wanting the SPFL to pay the £100k bill of them sending TV crews to our twice postponed Rangers game and the SPFL plan on passing this onto us tomorrow in the disciplinary meeting.

He's genuinely starting to give off Pedro vibes. We are living rent free. His mob are probably about to batter us and he's spouting utter shite like this. It's embarrassing.

It's not terrible journalism, because it's exactly what he said but there's not really a place for thick shit footballers say. Found this hilarious today. Craig Bellamy doesn't believe in rainbows.

I still enjoy Arsenal having an absolute shite time of it for the way their fans treated Wenger. It's even more joyous that it's their other former manager that's inflicting this misery on them. Get it fucking up the lot of them.

It's absolutely delicious to see Arteta's season utterly implode. He's a greeting pussed arsehole so deserves the ultimate shitehouse bottlejob of a season.

Comparing us having a wee side swipe at Hibs after we pipped them to the top 6 in dramatic fashion to the Albert Kidd scenario screams tinpot behaviour and extreme bitterness and jealousy of the HiDees special relationship.

Can't believe we managed to defeat Rangers without even fielding a single player today. Some effort from the lads. Particularly the groundsmen. You're welcome, County.

Clement is one of the biggest arsepieces the OF have had had as a manager in a long time and that's some going when you've got Beale being a rat and well, Neil Lennon.