Boghead ranter

Aye, no wonder one of the posters chose anonymous. And don't worry about Faz long term, I've just highlighted to Liverpool on Twitter that he's the man they need to replace Klopp.

@microdave?

"Wake up until I take your blood pressure. Now just lie still" "I was, until you woke me up!"

Even if an astro pitch DOESN'T make money, it stops us paying money out, to hire pitches elsewhere. So losses reduce, if nothing else.

@CaveFC88

Hello, son.

I don't believe in reincarnation I'm not coming back as a flower

So long as Graham gets a career ending injury at one of the 2 games, I don't care which one it is.

Flattery and praise will get you everywhere Have sent you a PM.

I'll have a few squirrelled away Graham, check back in a couple of days, I'll hopefully have had time to post them.

I'd like to thank @buchan30 for greenying this an hour ago, and reminding me of this classic

Had to collect Mrs Ranter and a mini-Ranter from Edinburgh due to the trains being aff. The drive back along the M9 to Larbert was interesting, like driving on a carpet of tree detritus at times.

We had one, but gas costs weren't an issue - my mum was a science teacher.

So, not very hip then?

Dumbarton's joint record signing*, we reputedly paid £50k for him from you guys. *The other is Charlie 'God' Gibson, who pretty much every Sons fan feels gave us a much better return for the money spent.

He's too busy looking after the kids, or so the papers would have their readers believe, conveniently not mentioning that the family are nannied oot their nuts under normal conditions.

New Bayview?

From memory, it formed a day of work out of a larger self-development(improvement) course my work put me and my peers thru. After all the work we did, my results were plotted on a scale, my Auditory and Visual learning were in single figures, Kinesthetic (ie practical) was within single figures of the top mark possible. I had to Google to make sure I had the terms right in my post, and saw stuff that @virginton refers to, that less importance should be attached to learning styles (maybe it was a typical 'trendy' thing) but the premise for me was spot on - talk at me or give me manuals/processes to read, I learn virtually nothing. Give me something practical to do alongside other instructions, I pick up stuff really quickly.

Used to work with a lassie who was slim, but like an ironing board with 2 smarties on it. She convinced the NHS that this made her feel so down and insecure that she got a breast enhancement on the NHS. Afterwards, she was now an insecure lassie with slightly larger diddies. In her case, she'd've probably benefitted more from some sort of counselling rather than surgery.