She's decided we're upgrading our sunloungers, and has seen the ones she wants in B&Q.
Gets me to look them up on B&Q site, which takes fucking ages on my laptop, due to the amount of content on it. After taking another eternity to load, site tells me none available in Falkirk store.
"Click 'nearest alternative store', there might be some in Dunfermline" she says. Another age spent, to find that the nearest stores are Perth, Newcraighall, Ayr, which only have 1 lounger each.
Only mildly infuriating so far, but then.......
"Put in that we live in Dunfermline, and try again" says Mrs R. "Eh?" says I. "Just try it, it might get a different answer" she says.
Another long wait, then we DID get a different answer. Answer was Newcraighall, Perth, Ayr, which all had only 1 each.
I won't get that time back, Mrs R has decided to try The Range instead.