Boghead ranter

Please take him.

No word in the statement as to whether the individual is still eligible for their turn as Fan of the Year.

@Helensburgh_Accent?

Faz'd it.

Wee soul.

@Melanius Mullarkey keeps a keen eye on G82/G83.

@Jan Vojáček's fault.

Spoken like a true statto

And they've followed up for the double by winning the U16 Scottish league today.

Freaking £3.40 for a 330ml drink too!

@Vanderbilt @wastecoatwilly

After 6 or 7 pints, no. In all the ensuing years from then until now, also no.

Imagine how big they lassies would look thru the James Webb telescope.

No, but once, after playing basketball in Lochgilphead on a Friday night and then having a good few scoops in a local pub, we thought it was really funny to nick a ~6ft pot plant on leaving. By the time we stopped for our 1st pish stop on the drive home to Dumbarton, we thought it much less funny, so turfed it into a field.

Hardest "where am I?" post ever.

@Vanderbilt / @Greenmachine

Greenied for the word 'flolloped'.

Maybe he's been fired?

He's been a bit busy, up advising Dundee on pitch maintenance.