Boghead ranter

Ditto barcodes on products.

As a teenager I went on and on and on at my mum to knit me a jumper like JJ's, when I eventually wore her down, she made the left sleeve white, not the right. Had to wear the fucking thing back to front.

This.

Falkirk being part of Stirlingshire, but Stirling having a Falkirk postcode. Post Office : ignoring rules & conventions since whenever they were formed.

This, same applied when I used to ref basketball. Jusy because a player didn't mean to foul didn't mean that they didnt foul (when they did).

And her Insta reactions have gone through the roof!

That was why we reckoned it was worth 50 quid.

Bitch, please. Unusual way to spell Mods, but hey ho.

I know it's been mentioned before, but shifting stuff on Gumtree. We tried to sell a chair at £50 last week, no takers. We just need rid, so listed it as a 'freebie' today, collection only. Enq 1, pretty much right away, "is it still available?". Immediate answer "yes, are you interested?". Still waiting for a response, so answered Enq 2. Enq 2 - "will it fit in a car?" "Yeah, anything medium size or bigger, with the back seat down" "Ok, I'll collect between 430 and 5 today" So I park Enqs 3 & 4 meantime. Enq 2, 3.50pm. "I'm not coming today after all". Message Enq 3 to let them know it's available. "How much is it?" "It's listed as free".... still waiting, so go to Enq 4. Enq 4 " I can come tomorrow " I feel really crappy with the tactic, but I reckon next time I'm getting rid, I'll list the item as "First person to actually show up at my door gets it" FFS

Should've waited for Ace Tyres on Monday.

I may be misremembering, but was his response to one of his many Douglas Park bans not to bring a ladder and shout/swear over the fence from the top of it?

@Clown Job : citation needed please.

The excitement for this one...

Lawsuits?