Toma_BullyWee

Yer da's back on it

Soccer jerseys? Get that tae f**k. However I do own about 170 fitbaw taps

Of course. A few more red dots dished out and maybe some of that self esteem will come back. You can use me. It's cool.

Seems like I'm getting it the way some of these people rattle on and how highly they value their own opinions.

Shut this thread down. If I have learned anything from here it's that a handful of you c***s should be working at the very top instructing governments and this big fuss over nothing will be over in a couple of days. It seems like an incredible percentage of this forum are experts in every field. f**k me.

Had a quick listen to Power Trip there as everyone is banging on about them. Definitely seems up my street, but absolutely typical that I get on board when the games a bogey.

I'm glad McBurnie has pulled out. Saves me getting raging at the state of his socks.

BoJo, clearly.

I've been doing this and have no idea how it works. First week of the season I thought I had a shiteload of points because a lot of my players were doing well only to find out half of them had been benched for some reason. All my subs are Injured bar 1. I've been doing fantasy football for a good 5 years but I always forget about it a month into the season because I don't have a clue what I'm doing.

You alright mate?

<<< verge of tears

Shite disnae burn, etc. On the plus side my letting agency have phoned because there's a gubbed pipe that runs down past my bedroom and it's a matter of "when" it bursts. Funny how I never heard anything when I complained about the fact the flat is falling apart and reminded them that a single man shouldn't be paying upwards of £60pm on gas IN THE FUCKING SUMMER. They'll be coming out next week and I'll have a list as long as a virginton post with all my issues. They might even upgrade the 1970s boiler! Finally a reason to be cheerful.

And people are thick enough to buy them.

Good. Maybe my landlord will stick some fucking double glazing in.

Brilliant. I've been looking for an excuse to get back on the gear. Am aff it so make it a can of ginger.

The purse was in that wee bit of the train station in Argyle Street. I was heading to the school clothes shop at the other end of it. Picked it up when I noticed it and a woman behind me said "you've dropped something" as a bunch of coins went rolling merrily away. Picked them up to put them back in and was confronted with a compartment with so many queens heids that I thought I was in a lodge for a minute. Aye I bet it was. I should have pocketed it and went hawfers with the lassie. Now I'm skint. Yay.

Gave away a decent lump of cash that I cannot afford to a homeless lassie in town that looked far too young to be in that position then made a few calls to see if someone could help her out. I then went to get some extra uniform bits for the weans and found a purse that was absolutely heaving with notes, which I handed in and they got a hold of the old yin to get her purse back. I'll be due a wee turn, I thought. Only to watch my whole fucking day crumble around me. There are no reasons to be cheerful.

You'll learn soon enough but nothing tickles us diddies like Celtic and Rangers going to continental diddies. It's a beautiful thing indeed.

But Ireland and stuff? Article on the record with Lennon moaning about players wanting to leave and now having to move them on, so the excuses are in early. Link if anyone is arsed - https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/neil-lennon-accuses-transfer-seeking-22585179.amp I have to assume he's talking about Edouard, Ajer and Ntcham. If those 3 go the title belongs to the mighty Hibs. Fantastic commitment to the patter from Celtic last night. Let's hope Rangers fancy some of the same.

How did they get on during the test? I had to do it for both the weans and it was torture. Was expecting to be vomited on and they hated the nose part. I felt rotten because I had to keep trying and they were clearly distressed during it. Wee shitebags.

What happened to him? I keep an eye on Everton's results due to an incredible hatred of Liverpool and when they signed him I thought it was a fantastic signing. He was brilliant in a dreadful Sunderland team (that right there could be me answering my own question) and now he is rotten. The way he laughs after a cockup shows he has massive confidence issues. It's something I used to do when I made an arse of something as if I was almost getting in there first before people piled on, but it does him no favours as a professional player when he's pishing himself after another howler.

I ordered my home test kit on Thursday and it got to me the next morning. Sent it back later that day and had to phone them yesterday because it was way over the 48 hours for the results. When I called the lassie took my details and said "I don't know what's happened". She told me someone would call in a few hours and they did not. Eventually got a text at half 6 this morning saying I'm negative. Some people are saying they get results just after 24 hours and I read somewhere someone waited a week to get theirs back. From my experience you're best driving if able to do so. It just seems the process is much quicker. However I don't drive and didn't fancy walking an 8 year old who could barely catch his breath from Dennistoun in Glasgow to Coatbridge, which was an actual suggestion.

^^^ hasn't changed in 15 years. Anyway that's plenty.

^^^^^^^^^^ verge of tears

^^^^trying too hard