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  1. rajpelt

    aye she has a banging tadger like, bit embarrassing when she whaps it oot during karaoke but different strokes and all that.

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    LOLZER he's total bumpy danned yer etch-a-sketch! widnae mess wi ma dad like, since he found out my mums got a cock he's pure radge.

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    You should use that scrotom line on potential 'tarts' - it's nearly worked on me.

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    You make me feel brand new.

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    some barry stories cunto, sometimes I imagine you with a shaven head (by head I mean balls).

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    You have a super ace name.

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    Want to buy a rustler burger?

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    Yup, 3-5 pints the next day early doors, means you can get a bit scran down you, then 3 litres of water, couple paracetomal and in yer bed early. Right as mother fuckin' rain.
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    Pervert.

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    On a positive note, he didn't get shot in the Army, so a weight off his old mums shoulders. Jack the cripple will secretly be chuffed I bet.
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    On your way home at 3am after the party, swing by and shite on her doorstep. She sounds a proper c**t, I mean it was aaaaaaaages ago that you tapped the old cow!
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    He's been signed on a month deal so he must think he is above what we have quality wise (i.e. big Casa) otherwise it's a waste of time bringing him in. Bet he wears pink boots and shags hunners of burds doon the toon.
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    Stamp it in you nonce, is there even such a thing as a broken toe? sounds made up to me.
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    Alife Moon is a fucking tit, him and "Paddy" the loveable race-hate campaigner doing a merry jig cause he's trying to move his wife into a caravan at the start of October, shite storylines the noo.
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    I like the cut of your jib.
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    Guys texting guys is just gay.
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    They will be Big Deek's, he got too hot after them uppers you gien him and stripped doon to his pants, I was greeting when he built that pyramid out of laughing cow cheese on your kitchen floor.

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    Get a carry oot in, few of the lads round and watch Alex Reid have his head kicked off in a cage, after that maybe a posh w**k then bed?
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    You mean it is obvious I'm not a dickhead? are you trying it on with me?
  20. rajpelt
    Lionel Ritchie is the shit. "let the music take control".
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    Did I leave my reversable Helly Hansen jacket at your bit after our Champ Man night? my mum is going bananaz! lolz x

  22. rajpelt

    Do you have my reversable helly hansen coat? my mum is going mad...............LOLZ.

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    Aye midwife came out to our house first as well, basically to check your not a complete dickhead, I remained at work or they'd prob be waiting to take De Marcus off us.
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    Double test next week then second scan on Nov 5th. Feel like we are in this together gang, shall we meet for crumpets and tea?
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    Sorry I tried to cover both sexes, I have it in my head it's gonna be a wee boy (not that I'm hugely fussed), yeah we will be finding out, the missus is huge on planning so it'll allow both grans to go spending crazy, they are already like coiled springs! I was excited/nervous/scared - anyone that thinks twice about not making the time to make the scan - think again, never felt such a euphoric feeling of happy helplessness.
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