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  1. rajpelt

    Hey champ, how about you sit the next couple of plays out. Yeah, maybe just stop talking for a while.

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    Quite the opposite, your more dangerous, a dark horse like black beauty carrying a flick knife.

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    Go get a fry-up and a paper, couple mugs of tea and your nice and ready for first knock on a cheeky wet Friday, you can still be a winner today.
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    Some set of Jeffs on yer ex-mort. Well played.
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    thin crust, you must have crust dip.
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    Dropeth of the balleth on the muslim thread, who were you trying to be?

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    That's a bloody beautiful photo of you, oh yes it is.

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    I envisage you pair like the Paixaio twins.............yes, doing that poofy dance.
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    A clique is when your out for a pint with your old boy and he says "oot doon the dancing getting a clique the nicht?"
  10. rajpelt
    It's a black thing, you know, them blacks.
  11. rajpelt
    I love farting at work, without fail someone invades your space within 3 seconds of said fart and they are standing there with the smell building by the second and you just look at them like 'aye it was me that shat - now what?'
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    The mort has picked some sort of silvercross number as the pram, find out if it's a boy or girl a week on Friday. She's been getting tons of fluttering feelings in her stomach, I've put that down to my new haircut.
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    Fiver says you'll be fucked off your tits singing an inpromptu karaoke in the Taj Mahal Indian Takeaway at 3am.
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    Anyone that uses emoticons most probably uses "LOL" and "ROFL" - and deserves kicked clean in the puss.
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    You know as well as I do that Perez doesn't touch a drop of alcohol.

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    Think I'm through the worst of my hangover from the weekend bender, arsehole is still a bit 'airy' shall we say, but we will get there.
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    Is this common in London? I'm going for the first time next week and don't want to risk a gang beating from 400 spotty geeks on bikes wearing napkins on their face for being in the wrong 'hood'.
  18. rajpelt

    Where the heck did you get that pic of me?

  19. rajpelt
    Meh - win some, lose some.
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    I have a catastrophic hangover, sitting at my desk willing death upon me. Never drink the day before working - utter shambles. I've done about 5 shites and I feel like I've been raped.
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    Wi any luck, once the bairn is gone hopefully Stacey starts dressing like a slag again and I can get back tae wanking at 7.30pm on a Tuesday.
  22. rajpelt

    Ah the old cock in the ear finishing move! I can tell you were trained in warnings at a young offenders institution. Nowt wrong with that. amen.

  23. rajpelt

    by ear do you mean arse, and by word do you mean cock?

  24. rajpelt

    do you still have your Turkish kebab knife license? I would have sworn they'd taken it off you after that incident with Denzil the gay.

  25. rajpelt

    Aye, mental Turks, he still turns up in my street wi his kebab knife and 'Yogi' - radge b*****d that he is! Whit aboot that time you shaved that badger doon the park?

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