Mr. Brightside

Fernando to Red Bull for 2025 please.

It's not Dan Casey's fault that McCausland is a wee shitebag.

Not many United players have played well today but Varane has been excellent.

Crofty saying Hamilton has been "managing a battery issue" no he isn't, he ran the battery flat as Mercedes said earlier

Nice stuff from Carlos

Has Chuck forgotten how to drive?

Varane is doing the exact same thing Endo did on Sunday, no?

Ahahaha f**k Chelsea

Chillwell now chirping away at Clark, is he just having a go at teenagers aye? Loser.

Bradley booked for absolutely nothing there. Awful refereeing again.

Valhalla is worth picking up, it's decent but long, and it feels like a drag at times. Which I didn't expect to happen, as I love Norse mythology related stuff. As @Rodhull mentioned, Origins and Odyssey are better, but I think, for Odyssey in particular, that might be because the scenery is absolutely gorgeous

Biereth scoring for Sturm Graz in the Conference League and Max Johnston starting at right back.

And the crowd went mild

Disappointing because he looked like he could be great entertainment.

Was expecting it to be out a bit sooner than that, gives me a chance to run through it again at least.

Inter should have had 4 or 5 tonight.

Arnautovic thinks he's way better than he actually is.

Seems an odd decision given the FIA would've been aware of the tin foil hat wearing TeamLH types screaming about conspiracies.

Tom Davis is a fucking embarrassment

He was clearly offside, thought it was pretty obvious tbh.

More bad defending from Walker, he's got to be in thin ice.

Can someone explain to me how Carlos Tevez, with the ball at his feet, runs away from Roberto Carlos?

Yep sounds about Dark Souls. FYI you can run away from NPCs you've accidentally hit and go to a guy to get them to forgive you.

They literally cut to his wife after every point. Expected better from him tbh.

Shock horror, man enjoys himself after winning the Super Bowl.