DA Baracus

You think you're special?

Levein clearly thinks they don't need him. Would be open to him coming here next season.

Staffing.

If they leave how could they force the SFA to do anything?

Go on...

I don't like the idea of a 14 team Premiership. Yes there is.

Why would mixed seating somehow mean alcohol could be sold in grounds?

It wouldn't be a first since the SPL doesn't exist and hasn't for over a decade. Our pitch is knackered enough without two games in a row during a rainy weekend.

Let's talk.

You forgot all about the excellent* Jericho stuff. Also, once again, I must state my dislike of Mone's 'CEO' chant. *Not excellent

Yes, mugs

Currently over a fiver a pint at East End though.

I know I'm not alone in this. I fucking hate the "WHAT?!" chants. Every single person who does it should be banned for life from every and any wrestling event ever.

You'd hope so. Carling is fucking hideous.

I have no idea what the first one is either.

Nah, Cody needs to be winning it himself without any retired lads coming to help him. It would make him look like a bit of a bitch if he needed Stone Cold and John Cena to help him win the big one. Imagine if a retired legend helped out Stone Cold at Mania 14. The Backlash 2000 thing made some sense because Austin was still a wrestler and wanted revenge on a noted rival (even though we didnt know HHH had him run down, he'd still been feuding with him right up until that moment), but what beef does Austin have with Roman Reigns? Have they ever interacted? Just have the usual lads come even the odds with the daft interference and have them brawl to the back to leave Reigns and Cody in the ring for Cody to finish the story.

Interesting. Hopefully it will be the real deal with big screens, beer and food stalls.

What's this?

Using the phrase "he had no right to" in relation to a footballer doing something. f**k off.

Was it not kung-fu?

Our ship AI once got irritated at the criticism he was getting so he pretended to be supplanted by another one, one who was very authoritarian and unpopular. We began to regret the 'new' AI very quickly and wanted the old one back, so it was decided that a game of chess would be played and the loser would be deactivated. Our horror at the old AI losing and seemingly being deactivated was replaced with a degree of mirth and irritation when he revealed he'd made it all up to get back at us for questioning his intelligence and competence.

Talking of Wrestlemania and anniversaries, mind when WWE* didn't actually know what the word 'anniversary meant but tried to use it anyway? *Almost certainly Vince McMahon.