DA Baracus

TNA just seem to be trying to replicate the successes of the 90's in WCW and the WWF. The Main Event Mafia?! Awful! They even had an episode of Impact that was taken over by the MEM. The exact same thing happened with the nWO on a Nitro episode once.

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The Ultimate Warrior was a flash in the pan bag of shite who should never be in the hall of fame. Perhaps he might be added for nearly killing WCW when he turned up there.

The best Test moment is when Shane McMahonh slaps Vince in the ring circa 98/99 I think. Test's reaction is hilarious.

Plus she's hardly a 'Diva' is she. She's barely a woman.

The people who predicted that Show and Vickie would get 'involved' were bang on. Now it's Show/Edge/Cena in a triple threat for Mania. The 25 Diva match at Mania sounds like it will be dreadful. And what was the point of making JBL the IC champ? What crap. Punk must be sick of losing to such shite.

I've not seen the Zeke incident since I've stopped watching Neighbours as it's become so bad, but Libby's husband Drew died after falling onto his back off a horse from a height of about 2cm. The horse did not land on him. I've fallen out of trees higher than that and been fine. His funeral was rank, as he was supposedly of Scottish heritage and they had a piper playing. They should have just used Spock's funeral scene from 'The Wrath Of Khan'. But Zeke is an utter goon. I'd like to kick the f**k out of him and I'm sure many others would too. He is truly a little creep.

I see Hardcore Holly has finally been released. Will he surface in TNA? talking of TNA, Petey Williams, Jimmy Rave and Lance Rock have all been released. At least Williams can get rid of his awful Steiner gimmick now.

I have to say, Mania is looking rather poor at the moment. The main events are boring rubbish that we have seen many a time. There hasn't really been a decent build up for them either in my view. MITB will probably be good, and Taker/HBK should be decent, as long as they don't get Kozlov involved. Why are they persisting with Kozlov anyway? He truly is awful. It makes quite annoyed when you consider the push he is getting when incredibly talented wrestlers are held down. Kozlov is a terrible wrestler, can't cut it on the mike and just doesn't have the look for the all conquering monster he is supposed to be. He is just shit. It also looks like Jericho will be sadly wasted at Mania. A lot of it is really getting stale now. WWE needs, and has needed for a while, a big kick up the arse.

I've been meaning to say this for a while. The Ultimate Warrior was incredibly shit. He was a flash in the pan bag of w**k. I can't comprehend why he was so popular. Also Andre The Giant was awful too. Yes, he was big but that was about it. He was exceedingly bad in the ring and his matches are just terrible. He was rubbish on the mike as well. That is all.

R-Truth was formerly the awful K-Kwick. He and Road Dogg had a brief but awful tag team and they both rapped during their entrance. Part of it was "K-Kwick and the D O double G getting rowdy!" and me and mate changed "getting rowdy" to "getting fired!" And regards to the thread being closed due to the Raw spoiler; well it's a bit silly really, and even though it didn't have spoiler tags it did have, in massive writing, what exactly it was.

I want Dr K to go on another sex rampage. Susan is due her totties soon anyway, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. I also think they should bring back Harold and have him and Lou set up a protection ring with them going round and smashing up shops and generally giving folk a kicking. Hard up for cash, Steve Parker will grudgingly help. Zeke will hopefully die in a horrific football to the groin incident whereby he has to get his balls amputated (he might as well anyway for the amount he uses them) but contracts an infection and dies. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Rachael leaves to join a white slavery ring after being duped as we all know she is thick as shit. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Bridget and Declan will both be killed after Bridget's face implodes in on itself, as it has clearly been threatening to do for a while. At the time she was blowing Declan and he dies from the blood loss of losing his cock. Karl tried to save him but couldn't, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street.

Stingray was a knob! I couldn't have been more pleased when he got his totties! They need to bring back Lance. He was the balls.

Rebecca is a M.I.L.F.

Is that that Donna lassie? If so then I too would like to engage in coitus with her. I've actually gone off Neighbours now. It was getting pish and was starting to annoy me so I stopped watching it. Haven't seen it since before Christmas and can't say I'm missing it.

Sarah for me too, but Nicola has fine busoms.

Why is she wearing a Christmas jumper all the time now as well? Is there no limit to her shitness?

Top banter. It was doing my nut in too. What about Elle? And possibly Rebecca? a right MILF I'd say. But Bridget is still a munter. And still one of the most annoying things on the show.

How dare you insult Frank Ribery in such a way! What has he ever done to you to warrant such abuse?!! Toadie needs to get that wee kid to f**k and give him a hiding on his way out. He is truly becoming one of the most annoying little p***ks on the show. And what's with the 'rock' music they played when those guys were playing basketball? And we still haven't found out why Bridget is back on her crutches with a massive cast on.

I heard that he quit because they wanted him to do a gay storyline with Lou. To be fair it was always on the cards and they seem to have been building towards it for a while now.

And after watching today's episode, she isn't leaving. Good. In related news, I saw on a bus stop advert today that Dr K is to play Captain Hook in a Peter Pan panto in Aberdeen.

After browsing the free TV mags that come with the papers at work yesterday, it seems that Rachael could be leaving us this week! Just when she was blooming into her full hot potential!

Toadie has no to act as a foil for him. They need to bring bac Lance. And yes, that wee p***k that is staying with Toadie needs to be destroyed. On a side note, just how ridiculous and terribly acted was Steph's stabbing?

Good call, more of Steph in leathers is called for. And as an aside, Neighbours is now the home of MILFs. Think about it; - Steph - Libby - Carmella - Rebecca - And at a push, Miranda