DA Baracus

Apparently the main event on Smackdown will be Punk/Hardy for the title in a steel cage match.

I caught two minutes of Impace on Saturday night when round at the girlfriend's house. They were interviewing Bobby Lashley and they were talking about him fighting Kurt Angle. Basically they said it would be great because it would be one of the greatest wrestlers taking on one of the greatest MMA fighters. Hasn't he only had a couple of fights? Why do they feel the need to always exaggerate to such a ridiculous degree?

Ah that Iron Man match at Judgement Day! A quality encounter with And in case you're wondering, I used spoilers just in case someone hasn't seen it, even though it was over nine years ago.

2000 may have been the best year for WWF PPVs. I recall Backlash 2000 was decent but had an immense main event with Austin annihilating everyone with a steel chair and the Rock winning. Absolutely massive pops when Austin comes out and when the Rock wins the title. And a great build up to it as well if I recall. That's one thing the WWF has always been at is the videos before these sorts of matches that wrap up everything that has lead to it. The Rock was just incredibley over here and HHH was probably at his peak as well. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Wu6lngrL8o Forgot to add, the match features a tremense double Rock Bottom through the Spanish announcers table! What's even better is Vince's face after it. Utterly hilarious stuff!

You can all stop posting theme tunes now as I have the winner;

So they decided that Kendrick couldn't pull off the Pillman type then.

It's been bothering me for a while now. What exactly does DDT stand for?

Let's not be silly now.

I think the WWE should just get it over with and hand the WWE title to David Arquette. And Ready To Rumble may be pish, but it's enjoyable pish.

Was just reading in this month's FSM that Mr Kennedy (Kennedy!) has been fired my the WWE. Pretty shocked about that as I reckon he had what it took to be a top player and could have brought some much needed freshness to the title scence. How long till he's in TNA you reckon? Also read that TNA have hired Elijah Burke, Raven, Victoria and Shane Douglas.

Erm.........

TNA just seem to be trying to replicate the successes of the 90's in WCW and the WWF. The Main Event Mafia?! Awful! They even had an episode of Impact that was taken over by the MEM. The exact same thing happened with the nWO on a Nitro episode once.

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The Ultimate Warrior was a flash in the pan bag of shite who should never be in the hall of fame. Perhaps he might be added for nearly killing WCW when he turned up there.

The best Test moment is when Shane McMahonh slaps Vince in the ring circa 98/99 I think. Test's reaction is hilarious.

Plus she's hardly a 'Diva' is she. She's barely a woman.

The people who predicted that Show and Vickie would get 'involved' were bang on. Now it's Show/Edge/Cena in a triple threat for Mania. The 25 Diva match at Mania sounds like it will be dreadful. And what was the point of making JBL the IC champ? What crap. Punk must be sick of losing to such shite.

I've not seen the Zeke incident since I've stopped watching Neighbours as it's become so bad, but Libby's husband Drew died after falling onto his back off a horse from a height of about 2cm. The horse did not land on him. I've fallen out of trees higher than that and been fine. His funeral was rank, as he was supposedly of Scottish heritage and they had a piper playing. They should have just used Spock's funeral scene from 'The Wrath Of Khan'. But Zeke is an utter goon. I'd like to kick the f**k out of him and I'm sure many others would too. He is truly a little creep.

I see Hardcore Holly has finally been released. Will he surface in TNA? talking of TNA, Petey Williams, Jimmy Rave and Lance Rock have all been released. At least Williams can get rid of his awful Steiner gimmick now.

I have to say, Mania is looking rather poor at the moment. The main events are boring rubbish that we have seen many a time. There hasn't really been a decent build up for them either in my view. MITB will probably be good, and Taker/HBK should be decent, as long as they don't get Kozlov involved. Why are they persisting with Kozlov anyway? He truly is awful. It makes quite annoyed when you consider the push he is getting when incredibly talented wrestlers are held down. Kozlov is a terrible wrestler, can't cut it on the mike and just doesn't have the look for the all conquering monster he is supposed to be. He is just shit. It also looks like Jericho will be sadly wasted at Mania. A lot of it is really getting stale now. WWE needs, and has needed for a while, a big kick up the arse.

I've been meaning to say this for a while. The Ultimate Warrior was incredibly shit. He was a flash in the pan bag of w**k. I can't comprehend why he was so popular. Also Andre The Giant was awful too. Yes, he was big but that was about it. He was exceedingly bad in the ring and his matches are just terrible. He was rubbish on the mike as well. That is all.

R-Truth was formerly the awful K-Kwick. He and Road Dogg had a brief but awful tag team and they both rapped during their entrance. Part of it was "K-Kwick and the D O double G getting rowdy!" and me and mate changed "getting rowdy" to "getting fired!" And regards to the thread being closed due to the Raw spoiler; well it's a bit silly really, and even though it didn't have spoiler tags it did have, in massive writing, what exactly it was.

I want Dr K to go on another sex rampage. Susan is due her totties soon anyway, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. I also think they should bring back Harold and have him and Lou set up a protection ring with them going round and smashing up shops and generally giving folk a kicking. Hard up for cash, Steve Parker will grudgingly help. Zeke will hopefully die in a horrific football to the groin incident whereby he has to get his balls amputated (he might as well anyway for the amount he uses them) but contracts an infection and dies. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Rachael leaves to join a white slavery ring after being duped as we all know she is thick as shit. In his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street. Bridget and Declan will both be killed after Bridget's face implodes in on itself, as it has clearly been threatening to do for a while. At the time she was blowing Declan and he dies from the blood loss of losing his cock. Karl tried to save him but couldn't, and in his grief Karl can shag whoever he hasn't yet in Ramsey Street.

Stingray was a knob! I couldn't have been more pleased when he got his totties! They need to bring back Lance. He was the balls.