DA Baracus

See this all shit "well at least you're not bothered" patter (which is exclusively for arseholes by the way, unoriginal arseholes at that who parrot the same boring shit); why should the Morton not be bothered by McKinnon fucking off like he did. I'd be bothered and would be giving him it tight on Saturday were I a Morton fan.

They've recovered the actual skull of Judas Iscariot and have used the dimensions of it for the image of McKinnon

Rock and Sock please

There's only one clear choice here. One man; five syllables

Yaaaassss!

The 5-1 mentioned was when Falkirk played Dundee United. Just thought I'd clear that up.

Also we're losing 4-1

Nice. This of course means none will start on Saturday which means same team.

WalloPARS.

Aside from a few daft comments there's not been a real head's gone yet, but I urge you all to keep an eye on the Morton/Falkirk match thread.

This thread is building very nicely indeed.

The dog probably didn't like the taste of children

Because it's such an obvious con

No, Sergeant Wilson is his great grandad.

That's nothing. I've asked a local bakery to make a poppy cake that when you cut in to it you reveal that the sponge is rainbow coloured.