dave258

I'm out next week, working in Manchester. Those of you who weren't there missed David W attacking me Street Fighter style mid game. Didn't know he had it in him tbh.

That's kind of the point of speed bumps philpy...

Probably out, knee is completely fucked. Will post nearer the time though

Aye, suppose so.

You tried Fraser? I just played two hours of 7s solid this morning with a hangover, I am broken.

Count dave 'Xavi' 258 in for next week. Loved it tonight.

I played on the 7s one on Saturday morning and not only is part of the pitch on a slope but at various sections the black rubber shite is ankle deep. Ludicrous.

I'll play I suppose. The new multi coloured pitches give me a headache though.

Travelling home from Tenerife's 24 degree heat today to the prospect of a 10am kick off in baltic and doubtless pissing wet Newton Mearns tomorrow. Not pleasing, especially after a week of smoking, eating and drinking enough to knock 5 years off my life span.

I'm in tenerife this Monday. Also I go to the gym with a mate on a Monday now so could only really hobble through a game if it starts 8.30.

Lidl Victoria Road has them for southside folks. Nearly shat myself on the 5 minute train journey to work last time I had one though so I'm still a bit wary of it tbh.

You not spilling the beans then? I'm likely to be out as I'm pretty sure Jamie has cracked my rib the other night.

We had a guy who couldn't play a few weeks ago because he was going out for lunch. It was a 10am kick off.

And in fairness half the people who play could easily qualify

I'm going either community service, a bird or he's learning Portuguese on a Monday.

And your suggestion is...?

No idea what standard Rae or Jamies mate are but how does me, Fudge, Mark, Fraz and Rae v the rest sound?

I can give you a lift this Monday or next if that's any help mate. Will be back in Glasgow after that though!

If you're David W about ten minutes after we're due to start. The rest of us usually pitch up ten mins before though. It's usually 8 or half 8, depends when it gets booked.

This.

Don't think so but they might have one at the desk. And honestrae we're short on numbers most weeks so pile in.

Totalled about 18 hours sleep in 8 days in ibiza the other year. I'll leave you to guess the reasons why that was, but my body basically shut down when I got home and I had an awful nightmare/fear type sleep for about a day and a half solid. Would recommend.

I'll be back in for the foreseeable hopefully. We'll see how numbers are by the weekend and I'll rope in a few more if need be.

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/football-cliches/2013/oct/31/talking-language-sunday-league-football I've used about a dozen of these, and probably a hundred more.

I cracked out the slow cooker last night for the first time in ages for a tasty beef curry. 1 diced onion 1peeled and chopped medium tattie 250g diced beef Tin of chopped tomatoes 2tbsp garam masala paste 2tbsp curry powder Dod of garlic Brown the beef, chuck in with rest of ingredients and stir. Cooked on high for 3 or 4 hours and it was cracking, enough for dinner tonight and tomorrow.