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Makes sense I guess. Nice to see the quality of patter hasn't improved in my time away
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3 hours ago, Left Back said:
No idea about planes but trains are at 70% capacity to keep 1m distancing.
Are they f**k, its closer to 30%. Been up and down from London a few times and about 10 people in a carriage on average.
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4 hours ago, SlipperyP said:
THi8s thread has beome da like I travellled........ok
Back on topic. your kids? hoow far?
btw he made it back.....
How pished were you at this point?
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Just now, Cosmic Joe said:
Almost as bad as calling an Assistant Referee a Linesman
Flag waving useless c**t where I'm from.
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2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:
I'll hit you with a shovel.
Got to respect a man for calling a spade a spade tbf.
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What's this "lovejoy" patter about? I've been away from here for 6 or 7 years so feel like this has gone right over my head.
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41 minutes ago, UsedToGoToCentralPark said:
Having never taken a test how does this work?
Do you do the test at home and upload the result or do you have to get a test done at a test site and get an official result that way?
If it's the former then surely most didn't bother and said they were negative?41 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:It's more likely they have come into contact with the virus on trains, busses and in pubs etc.
I see the media etc still struggle to grasp that someone who's immune system has recently swatted covid aside will still have detectable viral fragments in their system. They are not infected, or infectious.
Thankfully, the UK Gov (and even NS) appear to have moved on from worrying about 'cases' and are firmly focused on the arse-shoeing that the vaccines dish out to the virus.
27 minutes ago, welshbairn said:Or they caught it at the game, after or on the way home.
Agreed on all of these - all I was saying is that it was possible people were positive as they went into the stadium despite previous negative test. I agree its highly unlikely that Wembley itself was a large breeding ground for it.
The process was that you conducted the test at home, and it displays a result as 1 or 2 lines on the front (a bit like a pregnancy test, except without the pish). Each test has a QR code on it - you scan the QR code and enter your results online. NHS then send you an email/text showing you have taken a negative test. There's absolutely nothing to stop someone ripping open a test, scanning it & entering a negative result within 30 seconds - so again positive cases could have been transported into the stadium this way potentially.
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1 minute ago, MP_MFC said:
Breaking…..shocking news that 2000 cases have been linked to football matches including 397 who were inside Wembley (let’s ignore that they had to prove negative before they got in there so that’s a load of shite).
Let the gnashing of teeth and threats to football commence.
Alternative query, considering we’ve been around 2k cases a day for well over a week, how many of them were linked with places like schools?I agree but for Wembley the test had to be done within 48h of kick off, so it is possible some people contracted it in that time period. Still a load of nonsense anyway.
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22 minutes ago, TheScarf said:
Ah maybe it was the Govt reducing their % . I was only half listening.
Yep Govt contribution drops to 70% from tomorrow, employer has to contribute 10% make the wages up to 80%. Believe it changes to 60/20 from 1st August and stays same til end of September.
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15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
Did you try saying the same words but really slowly and really loudly, turning midway through to get your mates attention so that he can laugh along?
I believe that's popular in some places.And if that fails perhaps try the England-fan-abroad approach and lob some patio furniture about?
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Mate, even I'm not that daft.Caretaker Manager?
And you've witnessed how daft I am.
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After a 3 week wait, found out that I never got a job I applied for recently, thus not getting an £8k pay rise. It's not all bad though, I've decided to just get mortally drunk for the rest of December instead.
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I might have broken my big toe at football earlier. Too swollen to know for sure yet but it hurts like hell.
To add to that we got beat 4-3 after being 3-0 up, I took a head knock and Airdrie fucked my coupon late on.
I'm now sitting in the local on my tod drowning my sorrows. So its not all bad.
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That's very sweet of you but it's a new pair of lungs I could do with.
Nonsense, you've a fine set of lungs on you!
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Astounded to find that it was quite compelling viewing whilst half cut. Ah, nostalgia.
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I had a sunday roast and 8 pints with the old man in the local, then watched Crocodile Dundee 1 & 2 with a few cans. Getting up at 6am for work is going to be awful.
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Have been looking at flats and rooms to rent for about 15 minutes and I'm mind numbingly bored of it already.
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Nope, all proceeds going directly back to the seller who are then free to do with it as they please. Most are donating them to a good cause but I assume that they will be recouping what they have paid out on the bags first.
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Some daft bints are sharing a Daily Record story about two "terrified mums" who were allegedly followed about a couple of supermarkets in the Central belt by "middle eastern-looking" men who were staring at their children.
The thing is that if you read the article, it's basically making national news/hysteria out of when you bump into someone you know in the shops and then awkwardly have to say hi every 5 minutes as you pass each other in every fucking aisle.
Another guy on my facebook commented that it's basically an article about two Asian men going for their messages.
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Bird with a cracking arse in tight trousers and crying yourself to sleep. You should see the horrors I have to work with, I'll trade places with you in a fucking heartbeat mate if that's the worst problem you have to deal with.
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Brazil v Scotland.
Hmm. Was more drunk than I thought apparently.
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I tried to swap the chips for more chicken when I was down in London once, sharing a bucket with Dave258, but the guy wasn't having it. He also never gave me an extra bucket so I could wear it as a hat.
When did I get kfc with you in London? I have no recollection of this.
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Brilliant, a lassie on my feed just posted 2 photos of her cleavage under the guise of 'loving her new hair.'
Pics or GTFO
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Every country should be forced to enter somebody into every event, just for the boxing if nothing else which would be entertaining to watch Bob from the pub in Tuvalu getting thrown into the ring with some of the world's finest.
Now THAT I would pay good money to watch. Hell, I'd even volunteer to compete in some of the events after a few sherberts on a Saturday afternoon.
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