dave258

Hard to disagree Tam

Makes sense I guess. Nice to see the quality of patter hasn't improved in my time away

Are they f**k, its closer to 30%. Been up and down from London a few times and about 10 people in a carriage on average.

How pished were you at this point?

Flag waving useless c**t where I'm from.

Got to respect a man for calling a spade a spade tbf.

What's this "lovejoy" patter about? I've been away from here for 6 or 7 years so feel like this has gone right over my head.

Agreed on all of these - all I was saying is that it was possible people were positive as they went into the stadium despite previous negative test. I agree its highly unlikely that Wembley itself was a large breeding ground for it. The process was that you conducted the test at home, and it displays a result as 1 or 2 lines on the front (a bit like a pregnancy test, except without the pish). Each test has a QR code on it - you scan the QR code and enter your results online. NHS then send you an email/text showing you have taken a negative test. There's absolutely nothing to stop someone ripping open a test, scanning it & entering a negative result within 30 seconds - so again positive cases could have been transported into the stadium this way potentially.

I agree but for Wembley the test had to be done within 48h of kick off, so it is possible some people contracted it in that time period. Still a load of nonsense anyway.

Yep Govt contribution drops to 70% from tomorrow, employer has to contribute 10% make the wages up to 80%. Believe it changes to 60/20 from 1st August and stays same til end of September.

And if that fails perhaps try the England-fan-abroad approach and lob some patio furniture about?

Mate, even I'm not that daft.And you've witnessed how daft I am.

After a 3 week wait, found out that I never got a job I applied for recently, thus not getting an £8k pay rise. It's not all bad though, I've decided to just get mortally drunk for the rest of December instead.

I might have broken my big toe at football earlier. Too swollen to know for sure yet but it hurts like hell. To add to that we got beat 4-3 after being 3-0 up, I took a head knock and Airdrie fucked my coupon late on. I'm now sitting in the local on my tod drowning my sorrows. So its not all bad.

Nonsense, you've a fine set of lungs on you!

Astounded to find that it was quite compelling viewing whilst half cut. Ah, nostalgia.

I had a sunday roast and 8 pints with the old man in the local, then watched Crocodile Dundee 1 & 2 with a few cans. Getting up at 6am for work is going to be awful.

Have been looking at flats and rooms to rent for about 15 minutes and I'm mind numbingly bored of it already.

Nope, all proceeds going directly back to the seller who are then free to do with it as they please. Most are donating them to a good cause but I assume that they will be recouping what they have paid out on the bags first.

The thing is that if you read the article, it's basically making national news/hysteria out of when you bump into someone you know in the shops and then awkwardly have to say hi every 5 minutes as you pass each other in every fucking aisle. Another guy on my facebook commented that it's basically an article about two Asian men going for their messages.

Bird with a cracking arse in tight trousers and crying yourself to sleep. You should see the horrors I have to work with, I'll trade places with you in a fucking heartbeat mate if that's the worst problem you have to deal with.

Hmm. Was more drunk than I thought apparently.

When did I get kfc with you in London? I have no recollection of this.

Pics or GTFO

Now THAT I would pay good money to watch. Hell, I'd even volunteer to compete in some of the events after a few sherberts on a Saturday afternoon.