The Master

And getting duller by the minute.

Jim Goodwin would be a risk IMO, although our last managerial recruit from Alloa was fairly successful.

Steve Clarke, Friday 19th October 2018: Steve Clarke, Saturday 20th April 2019:

I'm going to pretend that today was the first day of Scottish Football's new summer season, and that while the result was disappointing we still have 32 more games to get it right for our top 6 charge. *Hic*

Saying he’s an awful footballer suggests he’s actually a footballer.

Mind take the wrapper off. f**k.

It tasted like it.

The only enjoyable part of a trip to McDiarmid.

We’ll miss a sitter mid-way through the first half. St Johnstone will go up the park and score. We’ll create some half chances. St Johnstone will score their second in the 85th minute.

This post aged well.

Behave.

Why on earth was the ref even asked to double check that?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47836507

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