Shandon Par

Was at a funeral recently at Mortonhall and was surprised to see signs saying “don’t drive over graves”. Thought “no moron is going to do that, what a pointless sign” but no, seems like it was justified. Looks like Dunfermline crem needs a sign too.

Their paths crossed at Harrogate. Miles spoke to Falky for some advice on a move to East End. Falky to him that he is “a legend” at Dunfermline and obvious lot sold him on the move.

Plus he gives a welcome shoutout to Falkingham.

Pretty sure if we tallied up the points total of games where Todd was available we’d be around the top of the league. Loves a goal against Airdrie too.

If you discount the first 22 games of the season you’ll find we are top of the league.

On unusual tips/gifts at work. Some clients recently gave me a bottle of booze and a bag of something illegal. Then today someone gave me a bag of high-end male grooming products, correctly clocking me as the sort of man who likes a nice moisturiser.

The remainder of the money, he wasted.

Shame you never had a sharp shooter like that the other night. That Aberfeldy estate has some history. There is a site dedicated to raptor news/protection and that Aberfeldy estate is a frequent feature. The police won’t be short of suspects.

Sorry, too busy to do it myself but there’s rich pickings to be had in the “news” story about the Downmarket Weegie Willy Wonka Experience that unsurprisingly turned out to be a pile of pish.

On bin chat, I once met @BFTDto hand over a nice bin.

The same Tom Hendrie who went on to manage Cowden? And was a bit of a loose cannon to put it mildly?

@KnightswoodBear’s bin

Big Malky FW up front.

Soap IMO https://www.fifetoday.co.uk/news/kirkcaldy-road-closed-as-emergency-services-deal-with-unknown-substance-4532067

He was just a bit star struck.

Having Matty Todd back makes the world a better place.

Watching Matty Todd’s goal back, I’d say Thistle’s offside trap needs a bit of work.

Miss Trunchbull doing a good job presenting the show.

Enjoyed the Tardelli-esque celebration by Benjamin. Sticking with the 1980s, Matty Todd’s goals all look like something that would have appeared on a Danny Baker VHS of outrageous goals from South America.

We’ll find out if Taylor’s body can still hack it. The last two performances were the manifestation of life between training camps. He has been training and sparring for a while now. Purely as a boxing fan it would be great to see a few more top level Taylor performances.

No Jordyn or Kai is ever going to win The Booker Prize or trouble the Nobel judges (unless it’s by breaking into their cars).

Had a text from my Mrs earlier. She too was concerned why she was being told to Obey Red X. Something sinister definitely afoot.

Now showing COMPLY WITH RED X all the way in from Fife and over the bridge too.

Sorry if already posted but the oft-shot Anglo-American rapper, 21 Savage, had the idea of encouraging folk to use paintball guns to blow off steam. Well-intentioned but folk started blasting each other, police cars, houses etc. Then folk started using real guns on the paintballers.

Has QAnon or similar crackpots taken over the road signs around the outskirts of Edinburgh? For a few days now, instead of the overhead motorway matrix signs displaying “Don’t drive when tired as you may cause an accident and endanger a other people and if you’ve read this you’ve travelled a quarter of a mile without looking at the road” or “don’t take drugs” or “this sign is not in use” they are saying “RED X IS MANDATORY”. WTF are they on about?