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Shandon Par

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Shandon Par last won the day on July 2 2021

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  • Birthday 21/02/1978

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  1. One woof for guilty, two for not guilty
  2. KRH and Matty Todd bringing levels of excitement to Friday nights not seen since the early days of Channel 5 and their back catalogue of Shannon Tweed movies.
  3. Says it all when folk don’t even have to bother specifying which of the two fighters is injured.
  4. Having an A in Higher English and an arty degree from Britain’s top university and I still have no idea what that babbling load of words is on about. May I suggest the author goes away and reads a John Le Carré novel then comes back with a more concise writing style? These insufferable social commentators from all corners of the batshit political spectrum blend into one. Instead of reading work by talented writers they clearly only read each others’ awful prose then replicate it. And if you’re reading it through choice you are wasting your life.
  5. They just use me for the bigger jobs. Uncle Andrew takes care of the touch ups.
  6. Risky but it’s probably to try and reduce the effectiveness of Zhang’s jab and then if Zhang fires a straight left Parker fancies himself to get in low underneath to the body or the overhand right from low that worked well against Wilder. Takes a bit of balls/madness.
  7. There was more atmosphere at the lockdown bubble fights.
  8. Was at a funeral recently at Mortonhall and was surprised to see signs saying “don’t drive over graves”. Thought “no moron is going to do that, what a pointless sign” but no, seems like it was justified. Looks like Dunfermline crem needs a sign too.
  9. Their paths crossed at Harrogate. Miles spoke to Falky for some advice on a move to East End. Falky to him that he is “a legend” at Dunfermline and obvious lot sold him on the move.
  10. Pretty sure if we tallied up the points total of games where Todd was available we’d be around the top of the league. Loves a goal against Airdrie too.
  11. If you discount the first 22 games of the season you’ll find we are top of the league.
  12. On unusual tips/gifts at work. Some clients recently gave me a bottle of booze and a bag of something illegal. Then today someone gave me a bag of high-end male grooming products, correctly clocking me as the sort of man who likes a nice moisturiser.
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