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Stevie May though?

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The third rake. One of my granddads got shot by ze Germans in two wars. He kept shooting them so he was fair game right enough.

Solid advice there.

In a change to the usual routine, I had to take a client to A&E today. She is a delightful, stiff upper lip type and didn’t want to make a fuss but she had been speared in the eye by a tree she was chainsawing.

Can’t we just recruit all these XL mutts and parachute them into enemy territory?

So long as they pay me my usual hourly rate then yes.

You’d easily get cast in it. Look forward to seeing you in season 3.

Must admit to liking the surly, late night McPake and his zero tolerance approach to anyone who gets on his nerves. On injuries though, he was in the media recently calling for mandatory periods of absence for players who have had head knocks. He has also sent a player home to spend time with family during injury rehab and gave one concert tickets. That’s the cuddly, daytime version of McPake.

It doesn’t matter as we’ll find a way to have this postponed. And play it once we have some players back from injury, obvz.

If you download the application (don’t worry, I’m not applying), the title is Head of Professional / Academy Coaching U14-U18

Poor Things Some very witty lines. Incredible visuals and quite the accent by Mark Ruffalo as the caddish Duncan Wedderburn. I think he’s meant to be English but inadvertently nails a sexy Aberdonian voice now and again. Quite disconcerting.

Fucked by Godzilla! You’re getting fucked by Godzilla Fucked by Godzilllla…

Kin BBC/RTE Lots of Irish lads with beards shooting folk and getting shot whilst the good lady (below, right) emerges as the brains of the operation.

Stella!

In the news last week it was suggested there’s barely any regions left in England that pronounce the “r” at the end of a sentence. Hence Stellar and Stella being pronounced the same.

The lack of distinction between curb and kerb is infecting Scotland. Places offering “curbside” collection started during the pandemic.

Just waiting on a substantial neighbour getting home so I can use him to brace my ladders. Got some roof tiles to replace. Will try not to do a Rod Hull.

The Stick Gods shine brightly on Renton this morning

Winnable for Livi anyway.

A seagull got scudded by the ball during a preseason game against Hibs once upon a time. Highlight of the season that year.

Don’t know why we don’t just narrow the pitch in winter. Like winter greens in golf. Move the goals north a bit, re-do the lines and we’d still be within regulation size. We could then sell advertising space on the frozen tundra section.

Growing up as an outdoorsy country bumpkin, knives, catapults etc were a source of interest. A friend from a family of firearm enthusiasts had a broken air pistol that was a replica of a Colt .45 semi automatic pistol. We agreed a swap for a lock knife for the pistol. I cleaned it up and sprayed it black so it looked like new. This sort of thing.. Went to meet a pal and brandished my shiny new pistol at him and the poor lad had a bit of a breakdown. Never crossed my mind that he’d think I was about to shoot him. Hope he’s not still traumatised.

2024 is the year of the careful new me. Got pulled over the other day in a “routine check” and the police complimented me on my careful driving and obeyance of the speed limit.

Gutted. Thought you were going to be a P&B Houti.