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Wot y up to on a thread about hair m8?

This is the hard line Mrs takes too. Any more than a few days’ facial hair growth (on me) and a strict “no nookie” ban is enforced. Head hair any longer than a Noel Gallagher type thing and it’s “when are you getting your hair cut?” every day. Skinhead outlawed too as it scares people.

Has Mehmet had to make a save yet in these three games?

It’s very à la mode to espouse how terrible the world is but it’s quite a blinkered view. I’m sure most Americans cringe at the thought of these right wing nuts being how the outside world views Americans just as most of us cringe at our gammony hooray Henry “leaders”. Look at the music, films, TV, books, fashion, science to have come out of America in the last 50 years or so. Astonishing talent. Like most of the world, its political system is due an overhaul.

Do any P&B people wear an alice band or similar? And if so, do you have any advice for someone considering one. Asking for a friend.

My midlife crisis started about 20 years ago and is only just fizzling out.

Rather have a bowl of coco popes.

This some new drug craze?

They’re probably glum as they all look like they’ve been up all night grave-robbing Cyril Smith for his suits.

I bet they’d look happier if they just wore those sashes and nothing else. Maybe get some steel drums too. They project a very joyless existence in their current guise.

Had to phone up one day to make a nurse appointment. Confirmed first line of address, went to give her the postcode and she said “it’s okay, I know it, that’s my old house”.

55545545455 My door numbers over the last 25 years.

French police are satisfied the passing Scottish trucker is innocent and the pictures on the side of his truck featuring a man, his wife, the granny and a cyclist all scored out with “I’m glad I killed them all” is a coincidence. The family originated from Iraq so the police seemed content they were up to no good. Even sent the bomb squad round to the murdered dad’s house. They also said the passports had been stolen. They then retracted this after they looked in his pockets 10 years later when re-examining the forensics. Don’t you have some sort of family breeding ceremony where your dad comes in and pumps your bride as everyone cheers and bangs the door?

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@Bairnardo’s passport photo