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Summon the alias detection squad!

I just realised it was the fives last week...I never go to them, but I always enjoy the fives related banter on here. What happened this year? There seemed to be like no mention of them...

I went inverted ninja, although it wasn't TOO bad. Fortunately I cooked my whole face, so it was hard to tell under the red glow. I consider this weekend seized, and I don't care if I posted this on the wrong thread!

After a few weeks of lazily not shaving, I want to look a bit more respectable tomorrow, so I was going to shave. Unfortunately, I gave myself a touch of sunburn today. If I shave, I'm probably going to have massive white patches on my face and look sort of like an inverted ninja. So its scruff, or inverted ninja.

Just you wait. I once had a supervisor meeting on christmas day as it was about the only time we were both in the country and available.

This. It used to irritate me a lot, but then I started having to take complex flights to obscure destinations, going via airports the size of a small town.

How was the oil and water?

I was never the biggest fan of the current Doctor, but he's pretty decent, without being amazing. I'm disappointed he's leaving so soon, what was the point in casting a young guy if he was hardly going to stick around?

Indeed, remember the obsessives with their missing ducks, theories about how the Doctor avoids dying, and picking up on millions upon millions of red herrings? To be a Dr Who fan is to read too much into everything.

I don't really watch tv or films all that much tbh. He is excellent though!

Oh, and also, whoever the dude is who plays the Great Intelligence, he plays him with just the right amount of world weary tiredness and evenness.

My god, that was amazing! This last series has been really amazing, I think I've enjoyed it more than any Dr Who before. Also, John Hurt is an amazing actor, Clara is amazingly beautiful, the writing has improved massively in the last series, and the only weakness (IMO) is Matt Smith, but even he isn't too bad. In short, its almost all amazing.

Excellent, cheers!

Going to be in Glasgow airport in a few hours, whats the cheapest and easiest way to get to queen street?

I didn't do modern studies at all. I keep losing on this thread.

Nice idea! that should be Good Enough to do the trick.

Argh! Warmth! Exactly. To be honest, the main reason I wash my hands is because during the day I'll be using my keyboard, eating food etc. You wouldn't insist that someone wash their hands after using a keyboard? Well by the standards of this thread, everyone should. Someone pointed out that blow driers are full of bacteria, germs etc. Well so are keyboards. So are wallets. So are banknotes, so is the air. To be honest, even if you did somehow actually piss on your hands, it would probably make your hands cleaner. In fact, keyboards are probably the worst thing out there. Oh, and we've already had the hoary old line "wouldn't touch the bowls of nuts on the bar", which, as pointed out, basically never happens in this country. Oh, and to the guy who said he wants to eat crisps, so washes his hands, do you wash your hands before eating crisps if you're in the office? Gotta get that keyboard disease off them before you catch aids from yourself!

Now I think about it, I only got a C as well!

Much like on here, I spent much of my time in Higher English outside the class, setting off rape alarms, mocking the teacher, causing trouble, and generally causing trouble. And much like on here, I was too box office and too good to get actually slung out!

To be fair, higher English is only available to Scotland. Presumably those from south of the border will take lower English. Who will be in Scotland before whom is up for debate.

Don't make me post a "that's the joke" gif on you!

I only got a B in Higer English. I feel like I'm missing out here.

Wait, what? I...agree...with you about an episode of Dr. Who. I think the universe may have just imploded.

Just what horrible diseases are you scared of? Also, do you normally pish on your hands?Finally, you are aware of the germs that are on our hands pretty much ALL the time right? Man up.

Naysayer. Clever, amazing, wonderful! I did really like the reference to the Turk at the start of the episode, as well as actually making the cybermen seem like proper baddies, rather than clunking comic relief.