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Quorn. It was a vegetarian friendly training centre.

Pretty scummy though.

You have the longest memory on this forum! How the hell did you remember my murder?

There is a helicopter that has been hovering over Alva (near the Ochils) for at least an hour now. Its either looking for someone on the hills, in which case they could be dead, or looking for a murderer, in which case someone is definitely dead. Either way, check the papers for more deaths tomorrow!

Finally, some snow!

Might be a bit of an unpopular view, but is it really that big an issue? Again, I use the tongs out of politeness, but I reckon part of the reason why people are becoming sicker and sicker despite being cleaner and cleaner, is our fanatical obsession with germs. Is it really THAT big a deal? Don't we need some of those germs to help build an immune system?

While I do use the tongs, surely it isn't an issue if you take the bread that you pick up? Isn't it only an issue if you have a rummage around or put it back again?

Oh dear, you've Mentioned the dots, this can only end well!

Its good to see that female politicians are judged on the the things that really matter*. * And yes, I am a complete hypocrite on this. While I don't judge politicians on their looks, I do tend to support the prettiest sportswoman in any event.

I very much doubt its a "drop in the ocean", but still, "not overly so"? Bloody hell, thats a bit harsh is it not??

I think it was a nice thing of Beckham to do, and to be honest, he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would do something like this just for the sake of publicity. People seem over cynical.

That is the most awful looking chippie ever.

Ah, must be a bad news day on the Reporting Scotland team. I wonder what news story they are skirting round?

You know that sounds a bit like my experience of living in Paris!

Meanwhile, slightly earlier tonight... 0/10 for self awareness.

Which despite my attempts to give you advice I might add, you managed to get repeatedly banned from.

I personally try to not respond to posters based on their past reputation, but judge them solely on the content of their posts. I try to refrain from personal abuse. Well yeah. This forum is basically my replacement for tv, but much more entertaining!

I'm already at the top of the food chain. I did the hard work years ago, and you're not high enough for me to worry about. See, this wouldn't be an issue for you if it wasn't for your own reputation.

Dammit, you're right. I have no friends, no family, and I spend all my time alone contemplating self harm. If only I had the confidence to go and meet up with a bunch of strangers for a day of wasted drinking.

Why would I want to? No disrespect, but I have better things to do with my weekends than spend it with a bunch of strangers.

You should see me go in real life! I'm far milder and less harsh on here than I am in real life.

Thats the modern world for you, you have to maintain a flexible attitude to business! I believe that many posters can improve if given helpful guidance. Notice how G-Man had his dyslexia almost completely cured over the space of a few months on here, and had a massively improved posting style. If you do want to travel further up the food chain, and the content of your posts and the way you target your peers screams that you do, then you have to add considerably more substance to go with your attacks.

Why would I do that? I don't use the ignore function, I think you misunderstand the nature of my business. You tend not to launch your attacks on me, you don't aspire that high up the food chain, so it doesn't really bother me what you do. I was just offering an opinion of your posts.

It was an observation, based on my observations, and also on Mrs M. linking to a post of mine on another thread back in 2008. It appears that even back in 2008, you contributed very little except attacks. Here we are in 2013, and still, you it seems you contribute nothing but really dull attacks. This might not be the reality, and I'm sure it isn't, but lets face it, it is a perception based on solid evidence. So maybe you should actually try and be a bit nicer?