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New South park episode tonight about Disney taking over the Star Wars franchise and Obama winning the election. Either their artists are the fastest on Earth, they have inside info or it's all a big coincidence...

On that subject... When in work and going for a dump and two people decide to have a conversation right outside the shitter. Right f*ckin off puttin!

Super Strange film. Felt it was trying to rival Kick-Ass but came no-where near. A couple of laughs but not funny. Surprisingly full on with the violence which to be honest was the only reason didn't switch it off. 4/10

Battleships - 7/10 Does exactly what it says on the tin. Trying to think of other games that could be made into a film. Risk might work.

Bumped into Steve Kean in Prestwick last night, said he was up to sign a few Rangers players.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah f*ckwit!

Baws. You know nothing.

Im summary and without having read the last 1800 pages or 45,000 posts, what is the current position for the club formerly know as Glasgow Rangers Football Club?

Paella washed down with iced coke.

Ahhh, I've not been on here in a few days! I feel like a kid in a sweet shop...which page to go back to and start on. So many options, so little time. Once more into the breach my friends, once more...

Boorrrrrrrrring. Put them out of their and everyone else's misery.

Can't wait till Rangers are in the Third Division say I can have the following short conversation with some guys in my work. Me: So which team do you support? Workie: Rangers, you know that! Me: Ah Rangers? That team in the Third Division? (Knowing wink) But who do you really support? Who's your... 'big' team? For as all Rangers fans will find out when you support a diddy team, diddy meaning team outwith SPL, you are automatically assigned one of the 'big two' to support. Unfortunately for Gers fans their is only 'one big' team which means Celtic will become their other team. Bottom line, all Rangers fans will soon be Celtic fans too, really.

TV seller "We've just sold this bracelet to Marsha Tubbs, Marsha where are you, " OAP "I'm, I'm lost, lost on the freeway" TV seller "You're lost walking on the freeway? Well enjoy the bracelet mam". This is quality stuff tonight.

New South Park, brilliant! Message to all, never leave the toilet seat up.

Tinker Sailor Soldier Spy 5/10 - Don't know if its because it was a Sunday night but didn't really enjoy this. Felt it didn't really go anywhere. Disappointed. Drive 8.5/10 - Excellent from start to finish. Best film I've seen in a while and a great sound track to boot. Highly recommended!

Celtic must be gutted they splashed out on a training center. If they'd hung back for a few years they could have had Murray Park for a (non bigoted) song.

I cant help think this is what will happen. Rangers will go through a few years of stickiness and come out of it reasonably well. There will have been people in the club that have know for years that the shit was going to hit the fan eventually. They do this know, no trophies for five seasons, though with Celtic getting there shit together they'd probably have struggled to win anything anyway, then come out smelling of roses or whatever the Govan equivalent is. With all the noises coming from politicians and the media about the 'Rangers institution' you've got to think that they will get help for 'the good of Scottish football'.

A fantastic programme. Just a pity there's only 3 episodes.

The Phenomenal Handclap Band.

We must be f*ckin amazing. Look we're only 3 points off the super triumphant league champions elect Morton! And we beat St Mirren at the Methadrome! All that with Brian Reid in charge. We must be legends in Greenock. Calling McKee and Marlo. Where are you where are you?? Nearer the 2nd division than the SPL. Good work fellas.

To be fair they've only been pumped 4-1 and 5-0 so far. The form of true champions...

Yeah my gf thought it was today too. This was after we were driving to work listening to the golden hour on radio1. After the first 3 songs she pipes up "That's funny, these songs are all from the same era!". She's a depute head teacher. I worry about the future.