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Spoke too soon ffs!

Scotland playing very well...so far.

Bell was out, the first time, and that's that. The fact that England, the team and the fans, spat the dummy I think was a bit embarrassing. You could see Morgan's reaction and i actually think Bell realised too but had to keep walking. Well played the Indians for reinstating him in the spirit of the game. Great day of cricket.

The Lovely Bones - 7/10 Surprised at how much i enjoyed it. Solomon Kane - 7/10 Again surprisingly decent yarn. Good way to pass a late morning. Youth in Revolt - 7.5/10 Found this really funny, as did alot of people in cinema. Funniest ive seen in a while. Very enjoyable.

Avatar 3D - 7.5/10 The 3D gives it a few extra points. Book Of Eli - 7/10 The Road - 5/10 Armoured - 6/10 Law Abiding Citizen - 8/10 Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - 7/10 Sherlock Holmes - 7/10 Up in The Air - 7/10

Toast n cheese with worcester sauce and chilli flakes with pepper.

Just desserts. Ha-fuckin-ha. Where's you're drum now? Personally i blame the lottery for this whole sorry mess.

3 months into the season when they will be sent to stand in the corner for 10 mins and not allowed to speak to anyone, then they'll be allowed to go back to their seat. They may even get a few lines to do, "we must not screw over everyone" x 100 or however many they can be bothered doing. Basically feck all the cheating bas! I for one will not be going anywhere near Livi and giving them any of my 'hard' earned money this season.

Duplicity - 5/10 Boat That Rocked - 6/10 Bourne Ultimatum - 7/10 Planes Trains And Automobiles - 9/10

Gran Torino - 7.5/10 Good film, totally un PC which made it all the funnier, gf was in tears with half the cinema at the end. Eastwood's a legend. What a car!

Pineapple Express - 7/10 Pretty funny, funnier if stoned, though everything is! Watchmen - 8.5/10 Fantastic film! Seen it twice in two nights (to keep gf happy) but it was just as enjoyable second time round. As good a comic book film as i've ever seen. Bronson - 5/10 Its OK, bit repetative as you would expect, 'Bronson' was great though.

Taken - 7/10 If Jason Bourne had a Dad, it would be Liam Neeson in this. Babel - 2/10 Utter pish. One of the worst films i've ever seen.

Face

The fat c*nt that sits opposite me and does f*ck all, all day except her fat nails and occasionally move her fat mouse to keep her fat screen from locking. Fat f*ckin cow. She's always on a diet. She doenst eat breakfast, has rivita on her breaks then eats crisps and chocolate all day during her desk munching, a salad for her lunch and washes it all down with 4 cans of diet Irn-Bru a day. Apart from that she's awright.

Babylon AD -3/10 - What was i thinking, worst ending ever! Rocknrolla 7/10 - Alot better than i thought it would be and quite funny too.

Iron Man 7/10

Cloverfield 4/10 (i wanted all the characters to be killed within 10 mins, especially the dick with the camera) Before The Devil Knows Your Dead 8/10 I Am Legend 7/10

Sorry and definately no offense meant, but CaleyCasual and Girls Aloud just dont seem right together.

Elizabeth - Watched at Parkhead, strangely quite. Shite 3/10 Good Luck Chuck - Tits,bum,fanny, thats about it. Nice tits though. 5/10 Without tits, 2. They were nice. B) American Gangster - Not quite The Departed, not quite Blow. 7.5/10 Stardust - Not alot wrong. 8/10 Lions for Lambs - Alot wrong! 3/10 Sentimental American pish with a new post 9/11 slant. Bottom line, America cant win wars, anywhere! Maybe Blair's pants... Death At A Funeral - Actually enjoyed how ridiculous this film was. We've all been there at some point, thankfully never at a funeral, (have to have seen the film to know what im talking about) 6.5/10

Whats that film with Billy Bob Thorton as the drunk Father Christmas? Class. After a few.