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Out without even using their passports, surely a new low for Scottish football, and that's already low.

Bye bye The Rangers. Won't be missed.

The highest score this season in 5 first class matches is only 260 so it's a very low scoring pitch. Get Clarke out early and it's game on. No way this will get to day 5.

Ah the good old England collapse rears it's ugly head again. This is one of the poorest Ashes I can remember. The Aussie's have to be big favourites to regain the Ashes in the winter.

I wasn't actually meaning you. Reading the many posts on BBC website citing Gilchrist. By the looks of things the Aussie's don't have a problem with him standing his ground. Many are saying it's how they are brought up to play the game.

Broad out for 65, Bell makes his century.

Think it's in the bag already for England. Anderson and Swann will rip into them once they have built up a lead of around 350. As for Broad technically he did nothing wrong but it goes against the values of the game. Would any of the Aussie's walked? No. By the looks of things some people think that because one Aussie walked during his career everyone else should, conveniently forgetting the thousands of ones that didn't.

I've yet to see what Bairstow adds to the team.

Boom and boom. 113-6. Do well to get to England's first innings total. Game on!

Went for Aussie's to win 2-1 @ 15/1 and Trott top series scorer @ 8/1. Was going to go for Siddle top wicket taker but talked myself out of it.

I got a lung test at the doctors after an illness, turns out I have the lungs of a 42 year old. Im 37 so not so bad considering I used to be a social smoker. For some reason i thought the lungs had the ability to repair themselves but apparently not.

Played a cup final, winning 3-1 after 90 mins, opponent quits - get to play final again, lose. Haven't played since. May wait till Fifa 14, hopefully they'll have sorted out out the rage factor. M*therfuckers.

Homer: Now, this next one's for the ladies. How many times have you gals been late for a high-powered business meeting, only to realize you're not wearing make-up? Marge: That's every woman's nightmare. Homer: That's why I invented this revolutionary make-up gun. It's for the woman who only has four-fifths of a second to get ready. Close your eyes, Marge. [Homer fires the make-up gun, which appears to be a shotgun with some containers of liquid attached, into Marge's face. After the cloud of dust vanishes, she ends up with way too much on] Homer: Now you're ready for a night on the town. [holds up a mirror] Marge: [gasps] Homer! You've got it set on "whore". Homer: Okay, this time try to keep your nostrils closed. [Homer points the gun at her, but she pushes it away from her face. A vaguely face-shaped blotch of make-up stains the wall] Homer: Oh, look what you did. Now I have to go get my cold-cream gun. Lisa: Dad, women won't like being shot in the face. Homer: Women will like what I tell them to like!

Homer shows off one of his inventions.) Homer: Now, here's my everything's okay alarm! (Alarm beeps loudly) Homer: (Shouting) This will sound-- (Alarm beeps loudly) Homer: --every three seconds-- (Alarm beeps loudly) Homer: --unless something isn't okay! (Alarm beeps loudly) Marge: (Shouting) Turn that off, Homer! (Alarm beeps loudly) Homer: (Shouting) It can't be turned off!

I was more meaning for Ayr. £450k! Nice work. Where's that coming from?